11/20 - Monkey Monday

I have sciatica if it makes you feel better. I've had it since I was 20.

FML.

I do like to clutch my lower back and yell, "MY SCIATICAAAAA!" like an old lady a lot though. It helps with the pain.

 

I see you've lead a healthier life than most of us and/or have been blessed with good genes.

Please reproduce and strengthen the species.

 

Yes, never gonna quit being single again.

 

and double hip replacement mid 20s here. ALL HAIL THAT STUPID PROCEDURE and about 15 - 20 yrs relatively pain free lol

 

My doctors assure me my sprogs will be strong like ox, primarily because I won't drink through pregnancy and then refuse my children adequate healthcare for minor problems that spiral out of control without treatment.

You could say I'm pretty cool that way bb.

 

LMAO, I do this EXACT same thing. I have occasional sciatica flare-ups, scoliosis, and a degenerating spine.

High five

Stage one: roller skates
Stage two: wheelchair races

Ready, set...

 

Thank you bonuses for making my utterly lazy day half as bad as it could have been.
Today's Projected Earnings: $15.82 + Bonuses: $15.39 = $31.21

 

i never broken a bone either and im 23! *knocks on wood* I rather not know feel that type of pain

 

This is my rare moment for revenge. The daily mockery of my diet of choice is finally paying dividends! (..well besides the good health thing)

Well you eat actual food on the regular and I chug a weird kale concoction + ricemeat 6/7 days/week.

We all make trade offs lol.

 

Rude.

Hi, @ChrisTurk.

 

meh there are worse ones.....all moms prob agree on that

 

How are you?

 

Dude, I went from drinking sweet coffee to only wanting black coffee literally overnight, and HATING tomatoes my entire life to craving them and needing them in everything (cooked, though. Raw tomatoes can still fuck off unless it's in salsa/pico/on any Mexican food). And

Spoiler: periods

ARE SO MUCH WORSE. WHY?! I didn't pop out a kid, so I get punished for it? Fuck off, uterus!

 

I agree with what was behind the spoiler, and I also never had kids. So, so stupid. -_-

 

never had my wisdom taken out, never had chicken pox or whatever, no broken bones. i rather not feel any type of pain that'll leave me slightly disabled for a temporary amount of time, thanks

 

I got this one too and it had an app for saving recipes