02/07 - Why Wednesday?

How do you get it out of his pocket without him knowing? Or is he one of those weird people that doesn't carry his credit cards with him? I'll never understand that, unless someone has a gambling or drug problem.

 

I'll choose to believe magic.

 

I dunno, i've always thought most people look better without em myself

 

Oh I get it now.... I didn't make it through half of season one

 

Yeah I once did but I grew tits since I quit drinking and proceeded to eat all the stuff and then more stuffs

 

Why not I have asked many times and that didn't work Hold up let me find a Patriots and Bob Ross gif to make it a valid one.

 

I think that was me too...just too doofy with no body to it so I just stopped. I tried because Sam Malone ....

I'll give it a redo and see though at some point.

 

Time to go stuff more breadsticks in my face before bed, because breadsticks.

 

218 Wardens... those went quick

 

Matt almost exclusively carries cash, and hoardes it like a chipmunk at that. He also has at least 3 bank accounts. I'm on the joint checking and he didn't even have a checking account or debit card until like...last spring. He had many savings accounts. I had to forcibly make him get a checking account when he was adding me to one of his savings accounts. I have his debit card and at least 60% of the time, I keep track of his credit card and check book because he's weird that way. He thought he had "hidden," the other ones and went to give me complex directions to find one today for him. I already knew where it was. He thinks he is shifty. He is not.

Real talk- if he turns out to have a store of gold underground, would not be remotely surprised.

 

When people are used to doing p9rs something like that actually looks good.