02/10 - Sweet Saturday!

While I've never been booted from a club, I may have...possibly...just a little bit...dropped my passport off the side of a boat in nothing but a bikini, very sloshed on champs.

Let me tell ya, that was a bit of a pickle.

 

RE: Poem Guy

I had a problem submitting, and he sent me a nice email with compensation. Definitely a good requester.

 

Your relationship with champagne has always seemed a bit like mine with tequila.

 

Title: Answer a survey about radio advertisement | PANDA Requester: JOAO EMIR [AQDOB3VSK0UZF] (Contact) (Req TV): $11.10/hr (TO): [Pay: 3.00] [Fair: 2.33] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Give us your opinion about a radio advertisement Time: 1 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.85 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

 

Closing in on a $30 Saturday.

Hopefully when I get home there'll be some good evening HITs to try to salvage a slog of a Saturday.

 

That part wasn't too bad, but after that was the nightmare. We were on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras and things just escalated until my friends and I started getting into a fight with the bouncers. I guess some rugby team was there partying and they decided to just join in for no reason. 26 people got arrested when the cops showed up. I heard some yell cops and ran off. Some girl told me to jump in her car, so I did, and then got about a block away before she kicked me out because I wouldn't give her money. I walked over the Clover Grill to get some food, but was just too drunk and full of adrenaline to function. I ended getting kicked out of there too and started walking around for a bit looking for some of my friends. Eventually one called me and said we had to go bail some people out.

Pro Tip: Don't drink hand grenades.

 

My relationship with tequila can be summed up with one incident that has repeated itself many times.

Random dude we may or may not even know: Brags he can drink me under the table with tequila

Me: Bets that if I can take more consecutive shots of tequila without barfing or tapping out, said dude pays the tab. Wins that bet. Celebrates. Wakes up the next day, sure of my own death.

I think it's genetic. Anyone with Puerto Rican blood gets 10x spicier when there is a whiff of tequila in the air.

I went through a very Eurotrash party girl phase. I worked for this party company part time during college, and took a job overseas for a few months before I went back to my serious work. Holllleeeee hell. When you throw high end parties for a living, you basically end up partying with $$$ people nonstop. Luckily, my own shoddy health was like, "Grinch. YOU WILL DIE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP! GO BACK TO YOUR SMART LADY JOB!" I wanted to get away from my ex for awhile, and it was certainly an effective distraction.

 

PE: $14.50

typical weekend turk blues

 

what that russian figure skater just did was breath taking. how can they do stuff like that while being so tiny.

a golf course in Ohio

 

I can't even imagine what you did to get kicked out of Clover Grill. I danced half dressed on the tables in there one night (after drinking Killer Kool-Aid all freakin' night) and just got mocked because, well, I was dancing to Patsy Cline. I stay away from hand grenades. I get "friendly" on hurricanes. I stay away from tequila when I'm in the French Quarter. Always.

 

That moment where you're not sure if your HIT will be accepted because the advertisement they made me listen to was bad and if that wasn't the feedback they wanted they should feel bad

 

I've got the Olympics on TV but missed that. The snowboarding was cool -- an American won the gold.

 

I liked to lay my head on those nice, cool, copper-topped tables at Pat O'Brien's after too many hurricanes

 

My memory is pretty hazy, but I think I couldn't make up my mind what to order because reading was way too hard at that moment. Then, after about 10 minutes I started asking the guy where my food was and when he told me I didn't order, I got angry. He told me to leave, so I grabbed a handful of those condoms they keep by the door and threw it at him on my out. He came outside with a camera and took my picture, so they'd remember me.

 

Matt, is that you?

We literally cannot take a vacay to Austraila any time soon. He still won't tell me what exactly he did but I've seen the paper work that says he is barred temporarily. I could never try to compete with the level of chaos Matt causes. He's on another level entirely.

When I was in Nola, I had my service pupper, and WE WERE A HIT! Between my crop top and that beautiful pooch, I'm not sure I paid for anything. That was one of the most fun things in the world, getting to go absolutely everywhere with my pooch. Have you partied downtown with your doggo, no? That's what I goddamn thought.

 

yeah saw that, too. that kid who won is only 17.

 

PE: 25.00 + 10 unit numbers

I wanted to do twice as many VRAPI today, but I'm so burnt out. I can't even force myself to do them right now.