02/06 - Mixing Up Monday!

Think you might have a venereal disease? Don't want to pay a lot find out? Well then have I got the website for you....

http://www.chlamydiatestnow.com/

 

I did not get the "I did not get the joke" joke at first

 

Chlamydia...
I thought that was the name of the ghetto hooker down the road.

 

tbh I'm still missing the joke.. I think.. meh w/e I'm going back to bed.. I hope you all make lots of money

 

Venereal. Early 15th century., "of or pertaining to sexual desire or intercourse," from Latin venereus, venerius "of Venus; of sexual love," from venus (genitive veneris) "sexual love, sexual desire"

I kind of want to guess your age from this. Mid to Late 40's?

 

That's the name we learned in health class for me.

Also, on a related note, once dated a guy who I realized was batshit crazy in a not fun way and before I even dumped him he promptly blew up my phone for 12 hours while I was at work and insisted I must have every STD ever (Clearly I don't folks) and that's why I was not answering my phone at work like a reasonable human. Dumping him did not go well. His reaction to being dumped was insisting someone who acted the way I did must again clearly be riddled with secret sex diseases.

 

Thank you @ChrisTurk for the wiki. Lost my panda crazy and was able to get back up in running in less than 5 minutes

 

NSWF

http://meet.straponamateur.com/

It is a dating website actually but for people with different and distinct preferences.
I am just putting it here, FYI

 

I don't have an STD... I have an SSD it's fancier!

 

We learned STI's, I guess since most of them aren't actual diseases, but infections.

Not that it makes the photos any less horrifying

 

Why do you guys always get the fun links and I just get MGT Local..

 

I'm sad.. This had the opportunity to be cute baby chickens.. I was holding out hope that you marked it NSFW as a funny joke..

 

What kind of dick part you did not get from the URL?

 

Shoot I prefer that because I already know what it is.

 

Good morning everyone Happy Money Monday!

 

dickies are also a line of clothing

 

Dickies are work overalls in my head

 

I have not heard that pants part before. Ohhh small cute chicken babies with pants, like minions. COOL IDEA.