06/04 - Deja Vu To You Too Monday

An admin who overzealously throws around mod powers like its a brelig receipt might take this as a sign of interest in the toolsets available to the mods here

 

please unsubscribe ffs

 

"How often did you eat at restaurants in the past year?"
"Your response can not be more than 50"

Well then I guess 50...are we counting the days I have chikfila for breakfast and lunch?

 

I believe in a strong show of force to keep the peasants in check.. murder someone every few months, then put their corpse on display as a mod.. really strikes fear into the hearts of users. Except @lefty haven't found anything to scare her yet but one day

 

If you guys see laying around, we all know what happened to me.

 

MULTIPLY

 

@dan has bearly been around since buying his house, it's like he has been living in a cave, or maybe there was a claws in the contract that limited his internet time.

 

Try joking about being a basic white girl.. all of a sudden people are questioning your gender, sexuality, if you're really even a person.. crazy

 

oh my god they just flow out of him

 

MULTIPLY EVERY TIME THE CAPITALS SCORE

NOW MULTIPLY

what a beautiful pass.

 

you frighten me every time you give advice, because one day I feel like somebody who doesn't know any better will take it

 

in our defense you have given us basically nothing to signify that you are human. The whole T-Swift obsession is likely a bandaid you use to humanize yourself in order to collect more data from us. I'd say there's about a 65% chance you're actually Mark Zuckerburg's arm, collecting data in one corner of the internet so you can be reunited with the rest of the parts and formed together into an omnipotent being that cannot be stopped because it knows everything about everyone.