10/03 - Worrisome Wednesday!

I wish I had the personality to do that

 

Play this part of up very loudly on your phone

 

If you want I can start some random drama.

The earth isn't round it's actually a trapezoid and vaccines can melt steel beams.

 

Well dang- my suggestion was to flirt.

Isn’t that why some dudes wear a boatload of axe? To get the sexy time attentions?

I don’t understand human interaction, I’m just a bird.

 

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There are secrets only Bearnie has seen.

 

You do now. You could also inform him that if he had woken up 20 minutes earlier he could've taken an actual shower and wouldn't have had to (poorly) attempt to cover up with cologne.

 

Nah, they wear it because they didn't shower the previous week.

 

Matt always says, “ HE’S JUST A CAT! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE SAME SOCIAL HANGUPS!”

 

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It might not be the kid's fault. I mean his mom might not had time to bath him because he had to go get to work early today.

 

I have a very deadpan sense of humor, it's not something I consciously think about. I can see how it can be taken the wrong way though.

 

And then Matt sprinkles catnip between his butt cheeks right?

 

LOL hear that CT? You gotta cut the baby in thirds.

and speaking of that:

What the actual hell man?

 

I’m learning so much about human customs today! This will help the birbs blend in! Thank you for your contribution human!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Solomon

 

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