10/17 - Wizard Wednesday!

He was a very small crab. The pet store guy assured us he would do great in my tank. He did not. He systemically murdered several of my fish by waiting for them to swim by and just crab clawing them until they died when he finally hit a major organ.

We put him in the tank with my blind snapping turtle, thinking they would ignore each other. NOPE.

So, we thought my blind, scraggly snapping turtle murdered him and we gave him a funeral for the ages. As we’re flushing, we realize bob is definitely not dead. It’s too late. He’s swirling.

Bob might be a giant 6’7” sewer crab now. Sorry bob.

I JUST WANTED A PUPPY OR A KITTEN. INSTEAD, I GOT A HOMICIDAL CRAB.

 

It keeps them out the house!

 

Good to know for the day I end up walking my ass to Texas for food and beer. And now it sounds like we'll have to find our way to Canada to get the Sakic beer, so sorry to be a bad influence, haha. I've only had a double ipa from Karbach and it was decent. My friend also sent the lemon ginger radler, but packed it poorly and it exploded in transit and I'm kind of glad because I wasn't looking forward to it. I trust you if you say they're bad, so I won't request it next time I trade with him.

Is the waterpark the schlitterbahn or something in new braunfels? I only know that from VRAPI and I always giggle thinking it's "shitter barn" because apparently I'm 8 years old.

 

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Title: Online Shopping Survey [ $ | $ ] PANDA
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Bedrock Research [A3LPTILPJA609Z] 8 min survey - $1.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$8.49 / hour
00:07:04 / completion time

Pros:
Easy

Cons:
Slightly too long

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location EqualTo US;

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Bedrock Research [A3LPTILPJA609Z] 8 min survey - $1.00 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$7.66 / hour
00:07:50 / completion time

Pros:

Cons:
It's entirely writing based and it's very repetitive, also Endor.

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location EqualTo US;

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☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over Turkerhub.
/▌
/\

 

That bob don't look right bro. Did my crab turn into a person?

 

Bedrock Research [A3LPTILPJA609Z] 8 min survey - $1.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$23.23 / hour
00:02:35 / completion time

Pros:

Cons:
This might be the worst endor survey that I have done in awhile. Tedious and it felt like it would never end.

Writing on every page... I could see this taking people 10+ min

Endor so I didn't want to return it >.>

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location EqualTo US;

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evers [A1TT3LLTRDCVZE] psychological research(~ 5 minutes) - $0.54 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$27.77 / hour
00:01:10 / completion time

Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [111611-111022] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 1000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 96; Location In US;

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S3 Lab [A1KRXW3OISUI49] Complete this survey about your beliefs, opinions, and preferences - $1.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$12.50 / hour
00:04:48 / completion time

Pros:
Very quick. Nommed this one fast. Great hit!

Cons:
none.

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 1000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location EqualTo US;

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SMAPP Lab [A2GY1R1855C0PP] Short Survey about Attitudes(~ 10 minutes) - $1.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$21.18 / hour
00:02:50 / completion time

Pros:
Fairly brief
Good compensation

Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [111394-110805] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

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Oh, cool, I needed something new for my nightmares. Thanks

 

CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!

BOB IS NOW A CRAB PEOPLE!

 

b-research [A16C9E7DVXREJ0] Online Shopping Survey - $0.80 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$39.45 / hour
00:01:13 / completion time

Pros:
Brief
Good compensation

Cons:

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location EqualTo US;

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