12/06 - Trashing Thursday!

There are far worse ways to handle that. Man had some understanding of the truth he did.

 

I have a new hobby now ...thanks

 

Crazy women still not letting their kids use tampons because it's "slutty"?

 

it's hard to compete when there's an emoji of somebody throwing a rock at your competition

 

Nope, not even ok as a "cute" stuffed animal.

spiders suck. They all need to die.

 

This is more like it...a good mix of a whole lot of embarrassment with a giggle or two thrown in when I make an oopsie on here.

 

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This was my dad's tactic too. Pads appeared in the bathroom. No words were ever, ever, ever spoken.

 

"Auto Bot Turk"

those times tho

 

Replace the pads with the largest option, midol with hardcore pain killers and throw in a scalpel,needle and thread and watch their eyes pop out.

 

You scream at it, it runs around. The louder you scream-the faster it runs. The perfect gift for a toddler...especially when you want to drive her dad insane.

 

*adds to shopping list*

 

This just doesn't happen in my house. I wish.

Kid asked me the other day what an "athletic supporter" is. I said, 'you mean the parents who cheer at sporting events?' He informed me that did not seem to be what was being mentioned.

Again, another conversation where I should have stopped talking after 5 seconds, but I didn't...

 

So wait. Let me get this straight. The goal is to make the spider run around?

 

Yes. Well, the goal is for the kid to drive the parent insane. But to do so...the spider must run.

 

I like Transformers

 

I grew up with a single dad, so we had a lot of extremely blunt conversations about womanhood. "Birdie, you need a new bra, your new boobs are bouncing too much." "Birdie, I'm taking you to the doctor for birth control cause your boyfriend is in college and I'm not stupid." "Birdie, if you want to buy condoms but feel embarassed about it, I like to buy toothpaste and assorted items with it. It helps. Let's never talk about that again."

 

time to reapply the pesticides

 

Get the kid a drum set.

hell get him a Barney and let it play that annoying song a hundred times.

There are like a bazillion more sane ways to drive parents insane.

I would have burnt that spider so fast had it come into our house. Here Mr. Spider...Meet Mr. Lighter!

I love spiders. Y'all can tell that, right?