12/22 - Everything is juuust peachy on Saturday

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@Ana* I am so uncomfortable right now

 

My cat is channeling this forum/ @Girl Polar Bear

While I'm trying to change my sheets:

She pounces on the blanket I'm starting to remove and glares at me with a clear message, "MA Blanet!"
Get that off the bed and she pounces on the sheets, glaring another message, "MA sheets! Are you DAFT?"

I see a small ball of fuzzy blanket lint. Go to reach for it but she beats me and grabs it in her mouth, "MA FUZZY BALL OF BLANET LINT, WOMAN!" then leaps off the bed and runs out of the room with HER blanet lint.

 

IM NOT SHARING MY PASTRIES

 

I wanted to last minute order matching Christmas jammies for me and the kiddo. But they're all saying "Won't be delivered by Christmas" so Amazon let me down.

 

Target has the family sets on sale right now

 

You ran away with the letter K

 

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My target it all sold out. I checked (at least they say online they're sold out, and I'm not inclined to drive there and confirm).

I should wait until next year to buy them anyway. We measured my kid today and he's grown 4.5 inches since last January 1st. Maybe he will slow down by next year and be able to wear the jammies for two years in a row? (He's already 5'10" at 14 years old. He has to slow down soon, yes?)

 

What the heck is going on around here? And what's the plural of menage a trois?

 

I just remade it and she's rolling all over it spreading her cat funk and reclaiming the space.

It's HER blanet, after all.

 

Sounds like our youngest (Schrodinger). It is inevitable that as soon as I start to make a bed he'll jump up and position himself in the middle of the sheet.