02/06 - Wishful Wednesday!

More than 9 months. Those 1st few months after delivery? F'd hormones and no sleep? Don't even breathe wrong

 

How about just don't breathe? But ESPECIALLY do not snore.

 

My dog is my vacuuming robot

 

True enough. I remember some pretty random crying for what I thought was no reason. I also learned not to ask why she was crying for no reason. It didn't help.

I don't know how all you ladies do it.

 

OMG. You are so on point with the advice!

I'm gunna add: And don't patronize. One day I was having a horrid day and my ex, trying to be nice, sat on the floor in front of me and patted my knees saying, "It's ok, baby. Whatever you need. The nurses warned me you'd go through some rough emotional swings."

I think I grew devil horns and the ability to kill him with my eyes in that moment. I do recall screaming, "DON'T YOU FCKNG PATRONIZE ME YOU &*^%%$$!!!!"

In the back of my head I knew I was totally wrong, but I could not stop myself from losing it. I yelled at him for a good hour after that. Probably until the next puking session started.

And I'm not a yeller. I just don't yell unless there is danger.

 

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Aargh person in my murder mystery hit is taking foooooorever

 

F those hits.

 

Uh... Was the Murder Mystery 3 by chance?...

 

@ChrisTurk while you are buying the preggo pops, get this:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MXQ6MCT/?tag=thtv02-20
Because from about month 2 on, you want her comfortable af when she sleeps. Buy a fan and a space heater for beside the bed too. The temp is going to need to be just right or there will be tears. or anger. or both.

 

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Lol ya but I think it has multiple instances.

 

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...no. Tape a watermelon to you belly. Go lay down and try to sleep. K? After that, order the fuggin pillow.