02/13 - Waggin' Tail Wednesday!

Kayashi · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, I can explain this; I have a degree in physics.

Recall that the original hypothesis was Schrodinger’s cat. Recall also that cats can be said to demonstrate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. That is, the cat is awake and dashing around and top speed, so you know precisely where it is (based on the pounding of little cat paws) but not the speed it’s moving at (“ballistic” is not a precise measurement); or, the cat is asleep and you don’t know where it is, but you know precisely the speed it’s moving at (=resembles dead).

This, in fact, does match up to the detector, cat in a box, and poison gas thought experiment. Now, we know that Einstein was also a great one for engaging in thought experiments. We also know that the special theory of relativity explains how objects move in a frame of reference relative to the observer, hence the twin paradox.

This leads inevitably to the flat earth and hollow earth reality. How, you may ask? I’m getting to that.

The earth was originally a tiny little ball of molten rock, but started expanding rapidly. In fact, it expanded at close to the speed of light. This meant that, as the expansion rate approached the speed of light, the mass increased proportionately, in line with the special theory of relativity. The detector from Schrodinger’s experiment was present on a parallel world, but seeing this expansion in a frame of reference relative to itself.

Because it could therefore not detect exactly how fast the earth was expanding, it automatically invoked Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. That is, it knew exactly how fast all the cats on the planet were moving, but not where they were. The detector thereby released all the poison gas which, due to the rapid expansion, heated rapidly and exploded, causing a blizzard of neutrons which acted to create the critical mass of self-sustaining reaction resulting in the fission of all the heavy atoms in the world. This was the first nuclear reaction, and all the cats ran and hid from it. They found the middle of the planet and took up residence inside the hollow earth. Yes, the earth is hollow, and all the cats in the world start their lives in that sphere.

The real key, of course, is the offshoots from the nuclear reaction which included significant quantities of gold. Cats being cats, the Uncertainty Principle ALSO tells us that an equal number of cats were present on the surface of the earth, which was simultaneously flat AND hollow. The cats on the surface of the earth did what cats do, and knocked everything off the edge. This was primarily the aforementioned quantities of gold.

It is therefore true that every time someone mentions Schrodinger’s cat, a detector in the middle of the hollow earth employs voice recognition technologies to detect this, and is triggered to see if it is in the particle/wave phase of EITHER a flat earth OR a hollow earth. Once the phenomenon has been observed, a HIT can be created, with the time to complete/reward statistics being exactly matched by the Uncertainty Principle. IN FACT, a turker DOES NOT KNOW if the reward is good, poor, excellent, or terrible UNTIL another turker has performed the HIT and observed the outcome.

It may be hypothesized that the faster the turker does the HIT, the younger he or she becomes due to the pheromones released by the excitement of an exceptionally rewarding task. This, then, gives us the famed twin paradox.

You’re welcome.
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can someone let me know if this is worth reading

HardWorkingTurker · Feb 13, 2019

That Rowan email

Now I'm like......does this mean I have do them? Obviously not, some will say, but also, yeah, because. Work ethic an all that shit.

ChrisTurk · Feb 13, 2019

Kayashi said: ↑

can someone let me know if this is worth reading
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same.. can we get a TV review on this?

Buntastic · Feb 13, 2019

Kayashi said: ↑

can someone let me know if this is worth reading
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I fell for the worlds longest joke last night, not it on this one.

Hatticus · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, I can explain this; I have a degree in physics.

Recall that the original hypothesis was Schrodinger’s cat. Recall also that cats can be said to demonstrate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. That is, the cat is awake and dashing around and top speed, so you know precisely where it is (based on the pounding of little cat paws) but not the speed it’s moving at (“ballistic” is not a precise measurement); or, the cat is asleep and you don’t know where it is, but you know precisely the speed it’s moving at (=resembles dead).

This, in fact, does match up to the detector, cat in a box, and poison gas thought experiment. Now, we know that Einstein was also a great one for engaging in thought experiments. We also know that the special theory of relativity explains how objects move in a frame of reference relative to the observer, hence the twin paradox.

This leads inevitably to the flat earth and hollow earth reality. How, you may ask? I’m getting to that.

The earth was originally a tiny little ball of molten rock, but started expanding rapidly. In fact, it expanded at close to the speed of light. This meant that, as the expansion rate approached the speed of light, the mass increased proportionately, in line with the special theory of relativity. The detector from Schrodinger’s experiment was present on a parallel world, but seeing this expansion in a frame of reference relative to itself.

Because it could therefore not detect exactly how fast the earth was expanding, it automatically invoked Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. That is, it knew exactly how fast all the cats on the planet were moving, but not where they were. The detector thereby released all the poison gas which, due to the rapid expansion, heated rapidly and exploded, causing a blizzard of neutrons which acted to create the critical mass of self-sustaining reaction resulting in the fission of all the heavy atoms in the world. This was the first nuclear reaction, and all the cats ran and hid from it. They found the middle of the planet and took up residence inside the hollow earth. Yes, the earth is hollow, and all the cats in the world start their lives in that sphere.

The real key, of course, is the offshoots from the nuclear reaction which included significant quantities of gold. Cats being cats, the Uncertainty Principle ALSO tells us that an equal number of cats were present on the surface of the earth, which was simultaneously flat AND hollow. The cats on the surface of the earth did what cats do, and knocked everything off the edge. This was primarily the aforementioned quantities of gold.

It is therefore true that every time someone mentions Schrodinger’s cat, a detector in the middle of the hollow earth employs voice recognition technologies to detect this, and is triggered to see if it is in the particle/wave phase of EITHER a flat earth OR a hollow earth. Once the phenomenon has been observed, a HIT can be created, with the time to complete/reward statistics being exactly matched by the Uncertainty Principle. IN FACT, a turker DOES NOT KNOW if the reward is good, poor, excellent, or terrible UNTIL another turker has performed the HIT and observed the outcome.

It may be hypothesized that the faster the turker does the HIT, the younger he or she becomes due to the pheromones released by the excitement of an exceptionally rewarding task. This, then, gives us the famed twin paradox.

You’re welcome.
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Kayashi · Feb 13, 2019

ChrisTurk said: ↑

same.. can we get a TV review on this?
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@A6_Foul_Out

Tecnique · Feb 13, 2019

ChrisTurk said: ↑

same.. can we get a TV review on this?
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Returned, Unpaid screener

SirKiwiTheBrave · Feb 13, 2019

Kayashi said: ↑

can someone let me know if this is worth reading
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You'll only find out once someone has already read it. It's the perfect metaphor for quantum physics; observing it (i.e. reading it) will tell you if it's worth reading.

ChrisTurk · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

(=resembles dead)
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worth reading bb in 10min when im done

Hummingbirdee · Feb 13, 2019

Lacey said: ↑

I will however give YOU my shiny dime if you will record this so I can see it.
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One of the local panhandlers once apologized to me and called me ma’am cause I aggressively yelled, “ OH YEAH. THATS WHAT EVERY SMALL WOMAN WANTS! SOME DUDE CORNERING HER IN A PARKING LOT!”

I had one dude pop out as I walked out of a gas station at 6:30 in the morning - he almost ended up poked full of holes. WHO THINKS THIS IS SMART? Literally right as I walked out the door, too. Like, I physically did not see him until he just popped up in front of me after having asked me for matches inside a few minutes prior. “ you walking?...IS THAT YOUR CAR?” Me: AHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?!

I mean, I’m sure they think I’m likely to give them money because I’m like small and soft or whatever, but I am not a fan! Especially when I see the same few folks and they don’t realize I recognize them and have seen them getting out of cars NEWER THAN MINE.

Ornac · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, I can explain this; I have a degree in physics.
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Hooray for fellow physicists.

SirKiwiTheBrave · Feb 13, 2019

ChrisTurk said: ↑

same.. can we get a TV review on this?
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On it...

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Ornac · Feb 13, 2019

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Hummingbirdee · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, I can explain this; I have a degree in physics.

Recall that the original hypothesis was Schrodinger’s cat. Recall also that cats can be said to demonstrate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. That is, the cat is awake and dashing around and top speed, so you know precisely where it is (based on the pounding of little cat paws) but not the speed it’s moving at (“ballistic” is not a precise measurement); or, the cat is asleep and you don’t know where it is, but you know precisely the speed it’s moving at (=resembles dead).

This, in fact, does match up to the detector, cat in a box, and poison gas thought experiment. Now, we know that Einstein was also a great one for engaging in thought experiments. We also know that the special theory of relativity explains how objects move in a frame of reference relative to the observer, hence the twin paradox.

This leads inevitably to the flat earth and hollow earth reality. How, you may ask? I’m getting to that.

The earth was originally a tiny little ball of molten rock, but started expanding rapidly. In fact, it expanded at close to the speed of light. This meant that, as the expansion rate approached the speed of light, the mass increased proportionately, in line with the special theory of relativity. The detector from Schrodinger’s experiment was present on a parallel world, but seeing this expansion in a frame of reference relative to itself.

Because it could therefore not detect exactly how fast the earth was expanding, it automatically invoked Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. That is, it knew exactly how fast all the cats on the planet were moving, but not where they were. The detector thereby released all the poison gas which, due to the rapid expansion, heated rapidly and exploded, causing a blizzard of neutrons which acted to create the critical mass of self-sustaining reaction resulting in the fission of all the heavy atoms in the world. This was the first nuclear reaction, and all the cats ran and hid from it. They found the middle of the planet and took up residence inside the hollow earth. Yes, the earth is hollow, and all the cats in the world start their lives in that sphere.

The real key, of course, is the offshoots from the nuclear reaction which included significant quantities of gold. Cats being cats, the Uncertainty Principle ALSO tells us that an equal number of cats were present on the surface of the earth, which was simultaneously flat AND hollow. The cats on the surface of the earth did what cats do, and knocked everything off the edge. This was primarily the aforementioned quantities of gold.

It is therefore true that every time someone mentions Schrodinger’s cat, a detector in the middle of the hollow earth employs voice recognition technologies to detect this, and is triggered to see if it is in the particle/wave phase of EITHER a flat earth OR a hollow earth. Once the phenomenon has been observed, a HIT can be created, with the time to complete/reward statistics being exactly matched by the Uncertainty Principle. IN FACT, a turker DOES NOT KNOW if the reward is good, poor, excellent, or terrible UNTIL another turker has performed the HIT and observed the outcome.

It may be hypothesized that the faster the turker does the HIT, the younger he or she becomes due to the pheromones released by the excitement of an exceptionally rewarding task. This, then, gives us the famed twin paradox.

You’re welcome.
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Yes, Matthew. You’re so smart. Thank you for explaining physics to me for the 500th time. You’re so smart and handsome. What ever would I do without you? Would you like some chicken now?

Oh, shit. Sorry. About 2 words into that, I went into listening to matt mode.

PeachyRider · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, I can explain this; I have a degree in physics.

Recall that the original hypothesis was Schrodinger’s cat. Recall also that cats can be said to demonstrate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. That is, the cat is awake and dashing around and top speed, so you know precisely where it is (based on the pounding of little cat paws) but not the speed it’s moving at (“ballistic” is not a precise measurement); or, the cat is asleep and you don’t know where it is, but you know precisely the speed it’s moving at (=resembles dead).

This, in fact, does match up to the detector, cat in a box, and poison gas thought experiment. Now, we know that Einstein was also a great one for engaging in thought experiments. We also know that the special theory of relativity explains how objects move in a frame of reference relative to the observer, hence the twin paradox.

This leads inevitably to the flat earth and hollow earth reality. How, you may ask? I’m getting to that.

The earth was originally a tiny little ball of molten rock, but started expanding rapidly. In fact, it expanded at close to the speed of light. This meant that, as the expansion rate approached the speed of light, the mass increased proportionately, in line with the special theory of relativity. The detector from Schrodinger’s experiment was present on a parallel world, but seeing this expansion in a frame of reference relative to itself.

Because it could therefore not detect exactly how fast the earth was expanding, it automatically invoked Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. That is, it knew exactly how fast all the cats on the planet were moving, but not where they were. The detector thereby released all the poison gas which, due to the rapid expansion, heated rapidly and exploded, causing a blizzard of neutrons which acted to create the critical mass of self-sustaining reaction resulting in the fission of all the heavy atoms in the world. This was the first nuclear reaction, and all the cats ran and hid from it. They found the middle of the planet and took up residence inside the hollow earth. Yes, the earth is hollow, and all the cats in the world start their lives in that sphere.

The real key, of course, is the offshoots from the nuclear reaction which included significant quantities of gold. Cats being cats, the Uncertainty Principle ALSO tells us that an equal number of cats were present on the surface of the earth, which was simultaneously flat AND hollow. The cats on the surface of the earth did what cats do, and knocked everything off the edge. This was primarily the aforementioned quantities of gold.

It is therefore true that every time someone mentions Schrodinger’s cat, a detector in the middle of the hollow earth employs voice recognition technologies to detect this, and is triggered to see if it is in the particle/wave phase of EITHER a flat earth OR a hollow earth. Once the phenomenon has been observed, a HIT can be created, with the time to complete/reward statistics being exactly matched by the Uncertainty Principle. IN FACT, a turker DOES NOT KNOW if the reward is good, poor, excellent, or terrible UNTIL another turker has performed the HIT and observed the outcome.

It may be hypothesized that the faster the turker does the HIT, the younger he or she becomes due to the pheromones released by the excitement of an exceptionally rewarding task. This, then, gives us the famed twin paradox.

You’re welcome.
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GreenMachine842 · Feb 13, 2019

ChrisTurk said: ↑

Loool, she's not even home I'm safe.. and much better

but.. not gonna lie.. I bought those seaband things because turns out they're only $6 and it was a funny joke

they work

we're both positive it's placebo effect, and they're apparently wildly uncomfortable.. but when she doesn't wear them she's immediately queezy any time of day.. put them on and it clears up

magic, y'all.
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HOLY FORKING FORK!!!! I miss a couple weeks because of a sinus infection and surgery and missed this! Congrats dude!!!

Since when did you have a wife though?!

For my wife we had some dried ginger candies that really worked for the morning sickness as well as the pregnancy tea. It worked for my sister in law too that should be having her baby like now (she was due on the 10th).
Feel free to hit me up with any other questions I'm the one that read all the books went to the classes and then pestered @Jesicu when I was freaking out

Kayashi · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, I can explain this; I have a degree in physics.

Recall that the original hypothesis was Schrodinger’s cat. Recall also that cats can be said to demonstrate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. That is, the cat is awake and dashing around and top speed, so you know precisely where it is (based on the pounding of little cat paws) but not the speed it’s moving at (“ballistic” is not a precise measurement); or, the cat is asleep and you don’t know where it is, but you know precisely the speed it’s moving at (=resembles dead).

This, in fact, does match up to the detector, cat in a box, and poison gas thought experiment. Now, we know that Einstein was also a great one for engaging in thought experiments. We also know that the special theory of relativity explains how objects move in a frame of reference relative to the observer, hence the twin paradox.

This leads inevitably to the flat earth and hollow earth reality. How, you may ask? I’m getting to that.

The earth was originally a tiny little ball of molten rock, but started expanding rapidly. In fact, it expanded at close to the speed of light. This meant that, as the expansion rate approached the speed of light, the mass increased proportionately, in line with the special theory of relativity. The detector from Schrodinger’s experiment was present on a parallel world, but seeing this expansion in a frame of reference relative to itself.

Because it could therefore not detect exactly how fast the earth was expanding, it automatically invoked Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. That is, it knew exactly how fast all the cats on the planet were moving, but not where they were. The detector thereby released all the poison gas which, due to the rapid expansion, heated rapidly and exploded, causing a blizzard of neutrons which acted to create the critical mass of self-sustaining reaction resulting in the fission of all the heavy atoms in the world. This was the first nuclear reaction, and all the cats ran and hid from it. They found the middle of the planet and took up residence inside the hollow earth. Yes, the earth is hollow, and all the cats in the world start their lives in that sphere.

The real key, of course, is the offshoots from the nuclear reaction which included significant quantities of gold. Cats being cats, the Uncertainty Principle ALSO tells us that an equal number of cats were present on the surface of the earth, which was simultaneously flat AND hollow. The cats on the surface of the earth did what cats do, and knocked everything off the edge. This was primarily the aforementioned quantities of gold.

It is therefore true that every time someone mentions Schrodinger’s cat, a detector in the middle of the hollow earth employs voice recognition technologies to detect this, and is triggered to see if it is in the particle/wave phase of EITHER a flat earth OR a hollow earth. Once the phenomenon has been observed, a HIT can be created, with the time to complete/reward statistics being exactly matched by the Uncertainty Principle. IN FACT, a turker DOES NOT KNOW if the reward is good, poor, excellent, or terrible UNTIL another turker has performed the HIT and observed the outcome.

It may be hypothesized that the faster the turker does the HIT, the younger he or she becomes due to the pheromones released by the excitement of an exceptionally rewarding task. This, then, gives us the famed twin paradox.

You’re welcome.
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you neglected to include anything about ancient aliens.

Hatticus · Feb 13, 2019

Hummingbirdee said: ↑

One of the local panhandlers once apologized to me and called me ma’am cause I aggressively yelled, “ OH YEAH. THATS WHAT EVERY SMALL WOMAN WANTS! SOME DUDE CORNERING HER IN A PARKING LOT!”

I had one dude pop out as I walked out of a gas station at 6:30 in the morning - he almost ended up poked full of holes. WHO THINKS THIS IS SMART? Literally right as I walked out the door, too. Like, I physically did not see him until he just popped up in front of me after having asked me for matches inside a few minutes prior. “ you walking?...IS THAT YOUR CAR?” Me: AHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?!

I mean, I’m sure they think I’m likely to give them money because I’m like small and soft or whatever, but I am not a fan! Especially when I see the same few folks and they don’t realize I recognize them and have seen them getting out of cars NEWER THAN MINE.
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Girl. I hope you have mace/stun gun/REAL gun. Thankfully I look mean enough that nobody ever bothers but on the few occasions they do I glare at them and tell them "I will throat punch the shit out of you and continue on my way if you don't get out of my way." One time complete stranger apparently heard this, and looked them dead in the eye and said, "she will and bro let me tell you that shit HURTS!" When creeper went away random stranger fist bumped and we laughed all the way to our cars. HILARIOUS

PeachyRider · Feb 13, 2019

Kayashi said: ↑

you neglected to include anything about ancient aliens.
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he’s liable to come back with 10 paragrahs about them

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