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Ezridax · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, I can explain this; I have a degree in physics.

Recall that the original hypothesis was Schrodinger’s cat. Recall also that cats can be said to demonstrate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. That is, the cat is awake and dashing around and top speed, so you know precisely where it is (based on the pounding of little cat paws) but not the speed it’s moving at (“ballistic” is not a precise measurement); or, the cat is asleep and you don’t know where it is, but you know precisely the speed it’s moving at (=resembles dead).

This, in fact, does match up to the detector, cat in a box, and poison gas thought experiment. Now, we know that Einstein was also a great one for engaging in thought experiments. We also know that the special theory of relativity explains how objects move in a frame of reference relative to the observer, hence the twin paradox.

This leads inevitably to the flat earth and hollow earth reality. How, you may ask? I’m getting to that.

The earth was originally a tiny little ball of molten rock, but started expanding rapidly. In fact, it expanded at close to the speed of light. This meant that, as the expansion rate approached the speed of light, the mass increased proportionately, in line with the special theory of relativity. The detector from Schrodinger’s experiment was present on a parallel world, but seeing this expansion in a frame of reference relative to itself.

Because it could therefore not detect exactly how fast the earth was expanding, it automatically invoked Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. That is, it knew exactly how fast all the cats on the planet were moving, but not where they were. The detector thereby released all the poison gas which, due to the rapid expansion, heated rapidly and exploded, causing a blizzard of neutrons which acted to create the critical mass of self-sustaining reaction resulting in the fission of all the heavy atoms in the world. This was the first nuclear reaction, and all the cats ran and hid from it. They found the middle of the planet and took up residence inside the hollow earth. Yes, the earth is hollow, and all the cats in the world start their lives in that sphere.

The real key, of course, is the offshoots from the nuclear reaction which included significant quantities of gold. Cats being cats, the Uncertainty Principle ALSO tells us that an equal number of cats were present on the surface of the earth, which was simultaneously flat AND hollow. The cats on the surface of the earth did what cats do, and knocked everything off the edge. This was primarily the aforementioned quantities of gold.

It is therefore true that every time someone mentions Schrodinger’s cat, a detector in the middle of the hollow earth employs voice recognition technologies to detect this, and is triggered to see if it is in the particle/wave phase of EITHER a flat earth OR a hollow earth. Once the phenomenon has been observed, a HIT can be created, with the time to complete/reward statistics being exactly matched by the Uncertainty Principle. IN FACT, a turker DOES NOT KNOW if the reward is good, poor, excellent, or terrible UNTIL another turker has performed the HIT and observed the outcome.

It may be hypothesized that the faster the turker does the HIT, the younger he or she becomes due to the pheromones released by the excitement of an exceptionally rewarding task. This, then, gives us the famed twin paradox.

You’re welcome.
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SirKiwiTheBrave · Feb 13, 2019

Kayashi said: ↑

you neglected to include anything about ancient aliens.
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Okay, got it. Here we go.

Have you ever noticed how traditional depictions of aliens show them as being very tall and thin, with smooth skin and big dark eyes? Here’s why.

The simplest possible way to make a nuclear bomb (think a very small one) is with a large quantity of uranium that can easily reach critical mass. And the easiest way to get to that is to make a globe that goes super critical, but take a plug out of it to reduce it to sub critical, then shoot that plug into the resulting hole. On the end of the plug and at the bottom of the hole, get, oh, a mixture of polonium and beryllium or lithium, something that’ll combine to create a blizzard of neutrons. This is called your initiator.

Bur Sir Kiwi, I hear you ask, whither the aliens? Here we go.

To go super critical, the mass of uranium must be quite pure. This involves lots of centrifuges spinning around to separate the fissionable U-235 (which naturally occurs at 0.7%) from the bulk U-238. Note these spinning centrifuges resemble, yes, alien spacecraft.

Over the course of many years, in fact, these ancient aliens have experimented with different ways of traversing the remarkable distances involved in crossing the universe. How could they do this reliably? Why, by invoking the famed twin paradox, of course. The aliens sent off many craft, and in a startling coincidence they chose to use cats as their test subjects. The ships would zoom off, and return, and the twin cats would age at different rates depending on how fast the ships went.

Of course, this took some considerable length of time, and some of those cats grew quite old and lost their fur due to the rigors of space travel. This is where we get the smooth skin stereotype of an alien.

The aliens also discovered that the rapid spinning of their ships had the side effect of increasing height due to the centripetal force exerted over many years of travel. Aliens are also not immune to vanity, and liked being tall. This was bred into their travelers so they could impress the subjects on the remote worlds they sought to discover.

The biggest difficulty, however, was the uncertainty in just how fast they had to travel versus how far away their destination planets were. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle again came into play, and because the aliens did not want to risk missing an observation of the Schrodinger effect (risking the possibility of a very nasty clawing from an irate hairless cat companion) they bred their space travelers with extra big eyes to be able to see if a cat was about to attack.

The main difficulty with this was the early travelers found themselves victims of the Uncertainty Principle again, and ended up smashing into the earth at such great speed they caused the original dinosaur mass extinction. This resulted in some consternation on the aliens’ home world, as they did not want to cause any harm. They tried again.

Fast forward a few millennia, and the next alien ship visitation was able to slow itself considerably before striking the earth. However, this new design was built on the globe/gun design described above for a simple nuclear bomb. Scientists have speculated this was done with the idea of absorbing impact; opinions are divided. What is known most certainly, of course, is this design resulted in punching a hole into the crust of the earth and gave us an explosion resulting in the earth flattening out and then rapidly contracting around the space ship. When the space ship was retrieved and used as the pattern for both the first U-235/U-238 separating centrifuge and the first uranium bomb, this gave us the hollow earth center where all the alien cats continue to reside.

QED.

BenSolo · Feb 13, 2019

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dan · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, got it. Here we go.

Have you ever noticed how traditional depictions of aliens show them as being very tall and thin, with smooth skin and big dark eyes? Here’s why.

The simplest possible way to make a nuclear bomb (think a very small one) is with a large quantity of uranium that can easily reach critical mass. And the easiest way to get to that is to make a globe that goes super critical, but take a plug out of it to reduce it to sub critical, then shoot that plug into the resulting hole. On the end of the plug and at the bottom of the hole, get, oh, a mixture of polonium and beryllium or lithium, something that’ll combine to create a blizzard of neutrons. This is called your initiator.

Bur Sir Kiwi, I hear you ask, whither the aliens? Here we go.

To go super critical, the mass of uranium must be quite pure. This involves lots of centrifuges spinning around to separate the fissionable U-235 (which naturally occurs at 0.7%) from the bulk U-238. Note these spinning centrifuges resemble, yes, alien spacecraft.

Over the course of many years, in fact, these ancient aliens have experimented with different ways of traversing the remarkable distances involved in crossing the universe. How could they do this reliably? Why, by invoking the famed twin paradox, of course. The aliens sent off many craft, and in a startling coincidence they chose to use cats as their test subjects. The ships would zoom off, and return, and the twin cats would age at different rates depending on how fast the ships went.

Of course, this took some considerable length of time, and some of those cats grew quite old and lost their fur due to the rigors of space travel. This is where we get the smooth skin stereotype of an alien.

The aliens also discovered that the rapid spinning of their ships had the side effect of increasing height due to the centripetal force exerted over many years of travel. Aliens are also not immune to vanity, and liked being tall. This was bred into their travelers so they could impress the subjects on the remote worlds they sought to discover.

The biggest difficulty, however, was the uncertainty in just how fast they had to travel versus how far away their destination planets were. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle again came into play, and because the aliens did not want to risk missing an observation of the Schrodinger effect (risking the possibility of a very nasty clawing from an irate hairless cat companion) they bred their space travelers with extra big eyes to be able to see if a cat was about to attack.

The main difficulty with this was the early travelers found themselves victims of the Uncertainty Principle again, and ended up smashing into the earth at such great speed they caused the original dinosaur mass extinction. This resulted in some consternation on the aliens’ home world, as they did not want to cause any harm. They tried again.

Fast forward a few millennia, and the next alien ship visitation was able to slow itself considerably before striking the earth. However, this new design was built on the globe/gun design described above for a simple nuclear bomb. Scientists have speculated this was done with the idea of absorbing impact; opinions are divided. What is known most certainly, of course, is this design resulted in punching a hole into the crust of the earth and gave us an explosion resulting in the earth flattening out and then rapidly contracting around the space ship. When the space ship was retrieved and used as the pattern for both the first U-235/U-238 separating centrifuge and the first uranium bomb, this gave us the hollow earth center where all the alien cats continue to reside.

QED.
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PeachyRider · Feb 13, 2019

SirKiwiTheBrave said: ↑

Okay, got it. Here we go.

Have you ever noticed how traditional depictions of aliens show them as being very tall and thin, with smooth skin and big dark eyes? Here’s why.

The simplest possible way to make a nuclear bomb (think a very small one) is with a large quantity of uranium that can easily reach critical mass. And the easiest way to get to that is to make a globe that goes super critical, but take a plug out of it to reduce it to sub critical, then shoot that plug into the resulting hole. On the end of the plug and at the bottom of the hole, get, oh, a mixture of polonium and beryllium or lithium, something that’ll combine to create a blizzard of neutrons. This is called your initiator.

Bur Sir Kiwi, I hear you ask, whither the aliens? Here we go.

To go super critical, the mass of uranium must be quite pure. This involves lots of centrifuges spinning around to separate the fissionable U-235 (which naturally occurs at 0.7%) from the bulk U-238. Note these spinning centrifuges resemble, yes, alien spacecraft.

Over the course of many years, in fact, these ancient aliens have experimented with different ways of traversing the remarkable distances involved in crossing the universe. How could they do this reliably? Why, by invoking the famed twin paradox, of course. The aliens sent off many craft, and in a startling coincidence they chose to use cats as their test subjects. The ships would zoom off, and return, and the twin cats would age at different rates depending on how fast the ships went.

Of course, this took some considerable length of time, and some of those cats grew quite old and lost their fur due to the rigors of space travel. This is where we get the smooth skin stereotype of an alien.

The aliens also discovered that the rapid spinning of their ships had the side effect of increasing height due to the centripetal force exerted over many years of travel. Aliens are also not immune to vanity, and liked being tall. This was bred into their travelers so they could impress the subjects on the remote worlds they sought to discover.

The biggest difficulty, however, was the uncertainty in just how fast they had to travel versus how far away their destination planets were. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle again came into play, and because the aliens did not want to risk missing an observation of the Schrodinger effect (risking the possibility of a very nasty clawing from an irate hairless cat companion) they bred their space travelers with extra big eyes to be able to see if a cat was about to attack.

The main difficulty with this was the early travelers found themselves victims of the Uncertainty Principle again, and ended up smashing into the earth at such great speed they caused the original dinosaur mass extinction. This resulted in some consternation on the aliens’ home world, as they did not want to cause any harm. They tried again.

Fast forward a few millennia, and the next alien ship visitation was able to slow itself considerably before striking the earth. However, this new design was built on the globe/gun design described above for a simple nuclear bomb. Scientists have speculated this was done with the idea of absorbing impact; opinions are divided. What is known most certainly, of course, is this design resulted in punching a hole into the crust of the earth and gave us an explosion resulting in the earth flattening out and then rapidly contracting around the space ship. When the space ship was retrieved and used as the pattern for both the first U-235/U-238 separating centrifuge and the first uranium bomb, this gave us the hollow earth center where all the alien cats continue to reside.

QED.
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SirKiwiTheBrave · Feb 13, 2019

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Kayashi · Feb 13, 2019

dan said: ↑

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PeachyRider · Feb 13, 2019

@SirKiwiTheBrave do you know if aliens have technology to spy on humans? i watched an episode of rick and morty or adventure time (i forget what show it was) a couple years ago and the aliens were always watching humans from afar. they had reality shows and everything based on what was happening on Earth

tricker · Feb 13, 2019

ChrisTurk said: ↑

Loool, she's not even home I'm safe.. and much better

but.. not gonna lie.. I bought those seaband things because turns out they're only $6 and it was a funny joke

they work

we're both positive it's placebo effect, and they're apparently wildly uncomfortable.. but when she doesn't wear them she's immediately queezy any time of day.. put them on and it clears up

magic, y'all.
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They do help, that's for sure. I still have mine in a drawer. I can't part with them, They were part of my overall plan to not feel like living hell every second of every day for nine (ten) months and I still love them.

I'm so glad she's feeling better!!! I hope this does not plague her the whole time and she has a few months of relative peace and just Grinches about getting fat.

Because OMG. I would have never thought my previously size 4 body could have gotten so huge but boy oh boy did it. Fat.

dan · Feb 13, 2019

PeachyRider said: ↑

@SirKiwiTheBrave do you know if aliens have technology to spy on humans? i watched an episode of rick and morty or adventure time (i forget what show it was) a couple years ago and the aliens were always watching humans from afar. they had reality shows and everything based on what was happening on Earth
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that was an episode of south park

Ana* · Feb 13, 2019

i'm out. later folks

jajeawar · Feb 13, 2019

dan said: ↑

that was an episode of south park
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I was gonna post that, you beat me to it. lol

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