02/18 - Montage Monday

Totally different store than those 2! It's the one where the panhandlers harass me on the way in!

He's trying to do something nice, by braving the store and making me a meal. It's like the matt bots version of a mating dance!

Also, I'm beet red with the mention of those two incidents.

 

No problem would have been a terrible hit to miss! That's why I value these reviews so much! Can help others and others can help you!

 

That's extremely sweet of him.

Also...

sorry

 

THAT LADY HAD THE SAME BAG AS MEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!

 

It happens. My ex once left me standing guarding the buggy while she walked a couple of isles over to grab something. After a few mins, she hadn't returned and I pushed our buggy and went to see what the hold up was. I found her on the other side of the store pushing a buggy which she thought was our I guess... and she had assumed I walked away, and I was missing, and I didn't do what I was supposed to do.

"Hey... what ya doing over here? Nice buggy, who'd you jack that from because I was standing with ours this whole time wondering why you didn't come back?"

Possibly one of the many reasons I'm single now

 

I can't eat the torilla here in the USA. The corn torillas are not corn, it's days old masa with lime to cover that sea salt after taste. P.S. I know suppose to stay kind, had to add my 3 pesos of quedas.

 

Look at my sweet chunky monkey reading a book to the cat!

 

I was shopping for my christmas party in the TJs and I was a bit frazzled. I was picking out some produce and go back to my cart, which I can SO CLEARLY tell is mine because of my giant reusable insulated bag! I made it a good distance away too before this lady demanded her cart back. I wanted to dieeeee and I hid in the wine section till she left, cause she was giving me a dirty look THE WHOLE TIME.

 

thief

 

And kudos for where I would have hid if it were me

 

OK, enough spanglish. Gotta concentrate on store stuff - see ya''ll later.

 

Flour tortillas in this case! He's making me a comfort food that is very americanized, but I like it and he can make it well, so I'm a happy camper. I do make a mean corn tortilla tho, with my great grandma's recipe or whoever the heckum Ive inherited it from. My spanish is horrid, so Im at least 90% sure that I copied it down correctly!

 

I accidentally did that this year, too! A package of travel protein powder got lodged under the cat litter and I didn't know! @ChrisTurk calls it "stolen gainz."

 

it's either "If You Gave A Mouse A Cookie" or a murder book

 

5 parts dried corn. Crush with donkey. Wet and fry in goat lard.

 

Title: Caucasian customers behaviors in a restaurant context [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: misun kim [A3F6YZLUYT9DU3]
TurkerView: [ $ / hour ]
Description: the relationship between Asian customers and employees depending on Caucasian customers' behavior
Duration: 00:20:00
Available: 1
Reward: $0.25
Qualifications:

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Title: Asian customer behaviors in a restaurant context [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: misun kim [A3F6YZLUYT9DU3]
TurkerView: [ $ / hour ]
Description: the relationship between Asian customers and employees depending on Asian customers' behavior
Duration: 00:20:00
Available: 1
Reward: $0.25
Qualifications:

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tl;dr asking for hot water to put their silverware in and for tea.

 

My money is on a murder book...