04/29 - Mole Monday

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Knox Research Lab [A1TEBOOMPC6U11] Follow-up to Study of Use of Electronic Nicotine Delivery Devices (~2-3 minutes)(~ 3 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

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I had a hard weekend. Got the dizzies so badly on Friday late afternoon that I couldn't drive and had to hang out at work until I could inch my car home slowly. Thought I dehydrated myself, went to bed as soon as I got home and only woke up as kiddo kept trying to force water into me and then, after all that water, got up a bazillion times to pee.

Wasn't much better Saturday, and then the "sweats" showed up. Along with a raging headache. Googling the symptoms was a bad idea because those are three symptoms of a female heart attack. I had to cancel plans that day (baseball game tickets) and stayed home. Kiddo went and had dinner with his grandma.

Felt a bit better yesterday and am back at work today. Still a bit sweaty, still have headache, still not sure exactly wtf has happened to me.

But, yay, lost 5 lbs this weekend due to not wanting to eat. Though I did eat a good dinner last night using a recipe for cooking a whole chicken that @Hummingbirdee sent me which turned out great!!! Kiddo liked it, too, so that's high praise.

 

Hope you get feeling better soon!

 

(checks imaginary watch)...they said they'd be here by now...(shrugs)

 

So...what's for lunch today? A TURKey sandwich maybe?

 

So...what's for lunch today? A TURKey sandwich maybe?

 

stood up for yet another group hit?

 

What do you call a factory that sells products that are just good enough? A satisfactory.




Hehehehehehe though

 

Was it fatal though? Cause if so you're gonna be disqualified from a lot more surveys now

@Tracy Wethington getting an early jump on your friday joke generator

 

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie on it.

 

I am no longer in the Monday group. Why am I no longer in the Monday group?

 

Sorry, my server dropped your connection

 

Just f5, I got it too. My hourly is inaccurate now.

 

holly phillips [A37RB0FJW6PDCN] Religion, Executive Function, and Beliefs - $10.00 | PANDA

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I'll take it! My jokes are getting a bit dull.

 

Middle click reload for accurate hourly on your first tab.

 

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.

 

I've used this one.

 

Can February March? No, but April May!