05/03 - Finally Friday!

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  1. ctgrd

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    Research Lab [AFHV1ISCCWY5R] 10 minute study for people who are working(~ 10 minutes) - $1.00 | PANDA


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    CCR Lab [A3SN0M7TZD7NXN] Research study about health disorders (~ 10 minutes) - $1.00 | PANDA


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    Amazon Headquaters
    Sub-basement 9, Suite 3 (between the boiler room and the toilet paper storage closet)
    MTurk Department.

    Bill: SHIT! I forgot to put database indexes in the qual table! Sorry CEO Squeakers! I'll do better next time...
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  4. SunlitSunflower

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    >You're suck a good CEO squeakers
    >.>
    sin bin.jpg
     
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    Tenant: "Can I avoid a late fee if I'm only going to be one day late?"
    Me: "Technically, since it's already the 3rd of the month, you're two days late at the moment."
    Tenant: "No, I mean for the grace period. If I pay on the 7th can I avoid a late fee since the grace period ends on the 6th of the month this month and I'm only a day late."
    Me: "You'd be six days late then. The rent is due on the first. We give you a grace period to help avoid late fees, but the 7th is too late and you'll be charged a fee."
    Tenant: "you guys suck."

    And THIS is why I turn people into collections when they move out owing me money.
     
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  7. Hatticus

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    Does that mean you're going to get it? Or is it just one of those things that sits there giving false hope for forever?
     
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  9. dan

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    You're frustrated because your company lappy is really slow now and is very low on performance. In this case, what would you say? Please provide three unique possibilities.


    a "company lappy"? wtf?
    Do people call laptops - a lappy?
    this is dumb
     
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  10. ChrisTurk

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    Give an inch, lose a headful of hair scratching it out in confusion at people
     
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    People like this are why landlords are assholes to people who have legit issues and reasonable requests.
     
  13. dan

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    welp googled it. aparently people fucking do.
    uggggh
     
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  14. AMindAtTurk

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    Me too! I also hated it when you had to call Certigy for check approval. Most of the time it turned out to be a bad check and you just knew the customer knew it was bad but they still insisted on wasting your time. I don't miss retail at all.
     
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    I have a 3 year old, pretty much everything ends in y or ie in my life.
     
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  16. dan

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    baby sharky
     
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    Because legislators have decided that it's not enough that we give them a grace period in case the first falls on a weekend or holiday, now we have to give them a grace period for the grace period in case the end of the grace period falls on a weekend or holiday.

    Because of this, we're one of the very few (maybe only) management company who gives a 5 day grace period. Most only give 3 days so if the third is on a Saturday of a 3 day weekend, they can only get until the 6th. If our 5th is on the Saturday of a 3 day weekend, they get until the 8th with no late fee.
     
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  19. tricker

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    I TRULY try not to be. I don't like to take out on a good tenant what a bad tenant has done to me.

    But, we do have some pretty inflexible rules because of assholes who have ruined it for good people. I don't like that, but I can't pick and choose who I apply rules to just cuz I like someone. I'll get my ass handed to me in court for discrimination (seriously, I could lose my license and then I'd have no job...)
     
  20. A6_Foul_Out

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    so quit and submit more TV reviews.
     
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