06/06 - Thunderstruck Thursday!

Your new best pal, apparently.

 

Those funds were redirected to cover something or other...

btw I like Chilis

 

The first thing that goes when you're old is due to gravity. Everything goes downhill.

If you're still uphill, you're not old yet.

 

says crockpot boy.

 

Marcelo de la Garza [A164K62MSRASIS] 3 MIN SURVEY! Kids Toothpaste Concepts - $0.50 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$16.98 / hour
00:01:46 / completion time

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Pros:
Great pay
Look at pretty products

Cons:

Qualifications: Household Income - $25,000 - $49,999 EqualTo 1; workers that have taken survey DoesNotExist ; Parenthood Status EqualTo 1;

To read Marcelo de la Garza's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Title: Military Veteran Health Survey | PANDA
Requester: RTI Survey Research [A2FNN25G075UH1]
TurkerView: [ $14.02 / hour ]
Description: The survey is a research project to test the feasibility of recruiting a representative group of military veterans, and will involve a brief, 15-25 minutes questionnaire.
Duration: 43,200 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $5.00
Qualifications:

• YPHworkers EqualTo 87,

[34VDM42TQ1LPWJRIW92W6ID8T4Z9IY]​

 

oh i clicked

I demand to know who the fuck is stealing ma identity

err former identity

i want it back

 

Alireza Soltani [A3CY3A2AYKT6WY] Volatility Buttons - $10.00 $4.00 bonus | PANDA

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Unrated

$14.94 / hour
00:56:13 / completion time

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Pros:
36 hour timer
The requester could patent this and make a fortune marketing it as an insomnia aid.

Cons:
Most boring hit ever
No progress bar

Qualifications: Location In AU, CA, GB, US; Total approved HITs >= 500; Nonparticipant DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99;

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Holy shit, how did I miss this? She must've been freaking out.
Chaelian was last seen:

Yesterday at 5:53 PM

 

oh god lolololol

 

wait maybe @Brynn is @Chaelian?

 

oh god they are multiplying

 

Research Lab [AX1P7C9CDZMBQ] Consumer behavior study - 4 minutes(~ 4 minutes) - $0.40 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$12.52 / hour
00:01:55 / completion time

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Pros:
Got paid to watch cat videos

Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [151900-151311] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 100; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

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Alright folks, I gotta go bake for the stupid catering job tomorrow. Be back in a bit. I can't wait to get to Florida.

 

It's the only plausible explanation.. you've made a real enemy there dan

 

Theory is that @Chaelian got pissed at all the tags so she made a new account @Brynn who is now receiving way too many tags

 

I like your new one alright....

 

noooooooooooooooooooo