07/29 - Meow Money Meow Problems Monday

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  1. Troy

    Troy Well-Known Turker

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    The preferred penis size is as follows. Just in case there are any question.

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  2. ChrisTurk

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    Wait I just googled this equation w/ quotes and nothing comes up.. I'm unsure if you just made this up on the fly or if you had a real answer legitimately calculated
     
  3. jessica93

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    you can always cash in for some sweet, sweet karma on reddit.com/r/creepyPMs
     
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  4. Hummingbirdee

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    It's the Birb-Peen equation and it's totally correct.

    I created the math.
     
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  5. gurlondrums

    gurlondrums Cracker of the Step Whip

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    every monday morning 7am:

    fitbit: hey you and birdee are close

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    fitbit: fuck off, she overtook your ass already.

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    https://southpark.cc.com/clips/386587/the-tmi
     
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  7. ChrisTurk

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    yupp this was my morning :emoji_joy:
     
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  8. Hummingbirdee

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    I did this the time that a dude sent me an actual gif of himself helicoptering his junk.

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  9. Troy

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    Length x Diameter squared plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared is what she meant to say.

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  10. ChrisTurk

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    Anytime I find a new sub it's immediately to /top/all and it never fails

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    Adelaide CompCogSci [A2UKL52R7I6BX7] Speeded decisions experiment (60 minutes) - $10.00 | PANDA


    Good

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    00:47:21 / completion time
    Pros:
    * Ten bucks.
    * Not sure if my time is comparatively slow or fast, but I was cranking full-speed ahead.
    * Despite my description below, it really wasn't that bad.
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    * For the appetizer, some clocked fill-in-blank and simple math.
    * Main course is clicking "z" or "/" about 1,600 times.

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  15. Troy

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    Likely one of my favorite dick jokes in any series, ever. lol.
     
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  16. Ornac

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    I've seen that before and I still can't stop laughing.
     
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  17. Mark979797979797

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    If I remember correctly she already provided a reference for her preference weenie.jpg
     
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  18. ChrisTurk

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    Is this on netflix? lol
     
  19. Troy

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    HBO: Silicon Valley

    Or certain streaming apps that can be installed on firesticks for free......
     
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    Yuri [AQ4AZYM77FQBR] Experiment to test your perception - 20 minutes - $2.00 | PANDA


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    I don't know how I could have possibly gotten more than half of those right.

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