09/16 - Marzipan Monday

Amodio Lab [A7VGHE7GE1WMQ] Play a game and win bonus money - $2.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$5.41 / hour
00:22:12 / completion time

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Pros:
simple and takes very little brain power

Cons:
mentions that there will be a bonus several times but never tells you what it is, when you'll get it or any further information about it at the end of the study so I'm highly suspect that it is real. All in all I would avoid this HIT.

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 90;

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Thomas Talhelm [A4B76283FISRL] A 5-7 minute task about words and images - $0.83 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$21.19 / hour
00:02:21 / completion time

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Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) >= 90;

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FutureMindLab [AY1IJ23H07UPL] Product Evaluation(~ 2 minutes) - $0.20 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$17.14 / hour
00:00:42 / completion time

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Pros:

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Qualifications: Exc: [5480871-170788] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 1000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location In US;

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@ChrisTurk better?

 

Your days are numbered my friend. I'm about to wake up all the sheeple trying to build the wall on the wrong border.

# of times I've wanted to go do hard manual labor at high speed and with excellent quality: 0
# of times I wanted to submit a super ezpz VRAPI w/ bare minimum evidence but it was taken by some "Canuck": If we're using the evidentiary requirements of Canadian academic research: 15,253,023

Brb finding a lawyer to sue you for all you're not worth judging by the last time the life insurance convo came up

 

Yes, now I can exercise the power I don't have in real life by banishing you to the shadow depths and making sure you never see another HIT for the rest of your days on the platform



You're done for

 

Title: Critical thinking skills test | PANDA
Requester: SkillMetric Team [AMBMJ4ASK6GRY]
TurkerView: [ $11.96 / hour ]
Description: Take a test of critical thinking skills.
Duration: 1,440 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $5.00
Qualifications:

• already completed DoesNotExist
• to pay out DoesNotExist

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Cool beans.

I mean: THAT'S SO HORRIBLE HOW DARE YOU!

 

Like.. what about my general maturity level in online discourse this last 30 minutes or so makes you think this will end in any way other than me going to post in 10 random subreddits tagging you with various insults? I just.. I just can't even help you help me to not hurt you.

 

ArnaudC [A5F011NPUQH1G] 3-min survey on start up - $0.10 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$2.32 / hour
00:02:35 / completion time

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Pros:

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Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 90; Location EqualTo US;

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One of my friends made the horrible mistake of letting me decide how to decorate his yard/house.

 

Serious question, how would you even implement this? I'd be more suspicious that MTS/Hit Forker ships with certain requesters hard blocked by default and the only way you'll ever find out is by delving deep into the source code.

 

Oh no, he doesn't know. He hasn't been to the depths of "I need cute Halloween lights" hell on Amazon.

 

Great question. I suspect the Canadian taxpayers will be paying out a $1,000,000 grant to discover a solution to this incredibly dangerous & totally not made up problem soon.