10/14 - Monster Mash Monday

Me: Alexa when is Thanksgiving?

Alexa: Thanksgiving is on Thursday november 28, 2019. By the way, I can also answer the question, "Who is Barack Obama". Would you like to know the answer?


Wtf??? No?

 

She said basically the same thing to me LOL

 

Friends, Turkers, Columbus-dayians, lend me your votes for my super scientific survey that totally wont end up on Twitter blasting Turkers as terrible parents and thus proving MTurk is satan spawn:

 

Title: Survey on snacking habits(~ 20 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: CB Lab [A8YWFHYTOLWIB]
TurkerView: [ $11.28 / hour ]
Description: survey
Duration: 60 Min
Available: 0
Reward: $0.30
Qualifications:

• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90,
• Exc: [176574-175985] DoesNotExist
• Location In US,

[36M7HST2L5D2DATMT4H82TJ98H4B36]​

 

I'm not a parent but I frequently drop babies. Is my input valuable to your research?

 

No, and thus you should participate in the survey anyway so I can secure govt funding for my research, ty

 

I'm going to vote 8 times to increase the validity of your research by 8 times.

 

Voted

 

I don't actually remember, so I chose option 3 because that's probably why I don't remember. I do recall a few bad fumbles so I know a drop happened there at some point.

Also, he didn't sleep through the night for FIVE YEARS as I've stated before, so he was dropped way more than one time. Generally not on hard cement, but...dropped anyway.

 

@jessers @leafs4_cup @THFYM when can I expect you in my "how to hockey 101" lecture series?

 

The following people are liars or have poor memories:

 

God no, but she's starting to squirm a lot and homegirl was doing squats or some shit in the womb she can JUMP so it's only a matter of time so I'm compiling evidence that I'm not the worst parent for when it does happen

 

dude, you're doxxing skills are going down the shitter. theres like no phone numbers, ssns, home addresses, etc. on this

 

I dropped my nephew once does that count

 

Wet. When they're wet or slimy from substances is when it seems to happen the most.

At least that's my excuse. Lack of friction. Totally wasn't MY fault.

 

Everyone learned from last year, because I'm not checking anymore again so if anyone swaps back to their real name before I drop down to 10th place again it's their own fault.