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Parents of the HubView: How long did it take you to drop your first baby? [votes are public]

Poll closed Oct 16, 2019.
  1. I'm off the hook, doc dropped it on the way out

    1.3%
  2. Didn't even make it out the hospital

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. I was careful until the sleep deprivation took hold, < 2 weeks

    5.1%
  4. Waited until their head was hard, < 3 mo

    3.8%
  5. 3mo+ because I never miss attention checks

    11.5%
  6. I'm a show off & never dropped my precious angel cheese cake

    20.5%
  7. /r/childfree subscriber this poll stinks worse than the diapers I don't have to change

    57.7%
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  2. Randomacts

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    I feel like that would be the worst time to drop a baby.
     
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    bahahahaha so @leafs4_cup it musta just been some local issue with yahoo that day because his post made me think "ehh try to log in" ...I'm in
     
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  5. AMindAtTurk

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    I didn't drop my son but I did fall down the stairs carrying my niece when she was just a baby. I slid down the stairs and slammed into the front door but managed to hold her up in the air. I had a sprained ankle but she was just fine.
     
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  6. tricker

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    Also, if she's a champion jumper, watch your dental work.

    It's oh so fun when they're jumping around on your lap and their head smacks right into your chin. Hard. And your jaw snaps shut with a crack and you just KNOW bad things happened in there.
     
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  7. dan

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    I've done that with many a beer. So I'd probably make a good parent
     
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    I've been there. Chipped my tooth. :-\
     
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    this is like 88% of the reason I'm never going to have a kid.
     
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    I didn't drop my son per se...but one night he was laying on our bed between my wife and I and for some reason out of the blue he sonic the hedgehog crawled straight to the end of the bed and fell off.
     
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    i still laugh when i think about how last year he was so careful not to do it that he blacked out "pierre mcguire" thinking it was a user here <3 such a wholesome attempt lol

     
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    i taught kids basic music theory for a few summers and that taught me i never want one
     
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    Cracked a tooth. It was probably cracking anyway (had a big filling in it) but that jaw clamp finished it off.

    It's royalty now. Has a crown.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Kids are nothing but treble
     
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  19. tricker

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    My oldest was placed on a dryer in a laundrymat by her other mama. She vibrated right off (she was in a baby seat) and smacked her head on the concrete floor.

    She now has a PhD, so ...kids survive!

    Though we do give her shit for all the Bs she got in college and tell her she would have totally passed O-chem with an A if one of us had been more careful.
     
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