11/30 - Danny Devito Saturday!

Something that will work for both. You know how difficult this is???

 

Can you do potty humor? If so fake poop is always funny, lol.

Or maybe these? (these are safe to click, I swear, it's potty humor without the actual potty)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B9YGYK0/?tag=thtv02-20

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005XZPY9Y/?tag=thtv02-20

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004I09G44/?tag=thtv02-20

Hard to keep it under $5 but I got close.

 

Edible panties if you repackage them (in a new box not saying it's panties). Kids won't be the wiser, parents will laugh.

 

They're 13, 12 and 10...they'll know.

 

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wait, is dirty santa just white elephant? random gifts that involve a game/swap of some sort? not actual dirty?

 

Any sort of food/dessert
Hats/scarves/gloves - there a few crafty folks here that would make something for you I'm sure, and then they're more personal too - I'd certainly be happy to knit something for ya
Lottery tickets if you're cool with gambling
Coffee mug filled with hot chocolates, marshmallows, fancy stirrers/candy canes, etc

 

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YES

 

Now that's a good question. I assumed dirty santa was a white elephant exchange, just a little spicier? But clean, in @Tracy Wethington 's case.

Like gag gifts with a bit of clean, off-color joking.

 

Oups.

 

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Yep, not necessarily gag gifts, though those ideas are certainly welcome. But fairly clean. And my family has such a diverse set of political beliefs we don't get offended by other's beliefs, but we don't bring that into the house ever. So, nothing political.

 

i thought dirty too, but then i googled it and was like, well these aren't dirty at all.

the family-oriented ones i've participated in with all ages have done things like bags filled with candy, reusable waterbottles, coffee mugs, fast food gift cards (but $10, not sure if they make increments of $5), crossword puzzle books, joke books, boxes of hot chocolate (ooh, homemade hot chocolate).

 

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So okay then.

• Socks with funny pics on them (like avocados, or hamburgers or something totally hysterical that's on socks).
• Kitchen utensils (I actually got a fabulous pasta spoon this way once!)
• Tiny, cast-iron skillet ( https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LXA9YI/?tag=thtv02-20)
• Kitchen potholder and oven mitt set
• Cute Christmas mug or a mug with funny sayings
• Fun throw pillow