12/10 - Evil Laugh Tuesday!

John Cameron [ACLTHJH5B8GTM] Participate in a 2min evaluation survey(~ 2 minutes) - $0.20 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$13.85 / hour
00:00:52 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [184451693-186732] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 100; Total approved HITs <= 50000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 96; Location In US;

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Trying to put together Prometheus. At least at a conceptual level

She's annoyed w/ me b/c I'm cranky walking around acting just like that gif lolol

 

New Requester Profile!

Janice Byrne c/o Sylvain Chaix Bryan [A3K1EA882XR2CJ] Research survey about work scenario - $0.75 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$14.36 / hour
00:03:08 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Employment Status: Employed full time (35+ hours per week) EqualTo 1; Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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This is all you hear just with boobs.

 

You pick up the baby and bounce the baby while walkinh

 

I don't have a thermostat, so it's whatever temperature I make it. Cold? add more wood. Hot? fucking deal with it I'm not wasting wood. lmao. We just use window units in the summer, since you know, 100+ year old house and there isn't central ANYTHING.

My house stays in shade for the most pat, so it's always cold. so thankful for that in the summer, but not so much in the winter. It's always 10-15 degrees cooler in here than outside.

 

I also picture him walking around all day like this...

 

Florida summers in a house built in the 1970s with a landlord that wants to do the bare fucking minimum to maintain the house.

 

Gross... that's just going to make the 80% humidity 100% and miserable.

 

The swamp bucket is in your pants that time of year.

 

Yeah. Pretty much.

 

Well in that case I suppose I won't completely terrorize you today. Sounds like your hands are already full. Or tired from flailing. Either way.

 

ScientificIntuition [A22OEC7TGY10BO] Decision-making study (7 min) - $0.68 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$18.98 / hour
00:02:09 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
"What do you think this study was about".

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location In CA, US;

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I found infinite while turking in summer.

 

FeldmanHall Lab [AQT5PKG39SJJM] Social Decision Making Task - $4.00 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$6.25 / hour
00:38:24 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Garbage
No one likes lies when it pertains to money

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 0; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location EqualTo US;

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nssr perception [A3OS03TOPZ2JLO] Rank some images (2 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$40.00 / hour
00:00:45 / completion time

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Pros:
Look at a picture and answer one question.

Cons:
Writing

Qualifications: Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Ryan Hamilton [A2ZUOG3QXS0LEK] Take a short 2 min marketing survey - $0.40 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$42.35 / hour
00:00:34 / completion time

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Pros:
Nice n Easy

Cons:

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Pro tip, DROP and TRUNCATE fix a world of problems.

(Oblig. so I don't get yelled at by the mods: this is a joke. Don't use DROP and TRUNCATE on your databases on the off-chance some insane admin has actually given you db_ddladmin privileges in a drunken stupor.)

 

Live look in on that anime boobs monitor...



Whoa didn't expect that.