12/18 - White-out Wednesday!

Miss Boom and Lord Stapler in ... The TurkerView Daily News ...

In tonight's episode, Betty Boom is surprised when Lord Stapler visits her desk at TurkerView Daily News. Betty Boom looks upset as Lord Stapler looks deeply into Betty Booms’ eyes, his Clark Gable eyes flashing, and his face looking especially chiseled, "What seems to be the problem, Miss Boom?"

"Lord Stapler, my phone is ringing off the hook! There are reports of the worst gang of survey slingers known, the Terrible Trio, coming into town. Those survey slingers are strewing surveys and studies all over the sidewalks. Nobody has ever been able to stop them! We need a superhero to help with this."

"Yes Miss Boom, you are correct! There is only one person who can take on this gnarly gang of studious survey strewing survey slingers. This is a job for Captain Incognito." Lord Stapler stealthily disappears into a corner phone booth.

Will phone calls to Betty Boom's desk continue? Will the Terrible Trio continue their survey slinging ways, strewing surveys and studies all over town? Is Lord Stapler Captain Incognito? Will Captain Incognito be able to stop survey slinging and mockery of the TurkerView? Stay tuned for more of TurkerView Daily News after this break.

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I'm so bored… LOL!

 

I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

 

Research Lab [AX1P7C9CDZMBQ] Consumer behavior study - 3 minutes(~ 3 minutes) - $0.30 | PANDA

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When's the comic coming out?

 

I hearted it just so I could go back and wow it and annoy you even more.

 

Been wanting to make this joke all day but thought better of it.

 

...same with this one.

 

Chris I got your back if you ever need someone to make poor decisions

 

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I just love the fact that some thought it was your real wife, and 1. you only knew it was her birthday bc you saw it on TV, 2. your gift to her is a just a TV post, not even a gif attached, and 3. that still earned you hearts in their eyes. Someone's not exactly world's greatest husband material in the eyes of the forum, eh?

 

You mean...you used better judgement and wasted all those LOLs? Who are you and what have you done with CT?

 

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My hubby is great and does great for this kind of stuff, but public displays of affection make him blush so hard that he usually stays far away from them. lmao

 

What if @DansWife is @dan from the future?

 

wait what?
Like I became my own wife and then went back in town to make a turkerview account?

 

My only protection is a moat.. and it's well known that beavers are the natural counter to a moat, so I thought offending the only known forum beaver was a bad idea.