02/24 - Marble Monday

I can't explain why this word is in my head right now, but I'd find it swank

 

You're a parent now, so whatever you do just make sure there are no pictures that will cause your child to not get into college or her dream job because her dad showed his a-hole all over the internet.

If there are no pics? Then we know what that means. It didn't happen.

 

Katherine Duncan [AXV4XJ8SNHG20] Name the object (Native English speaker only; earn $4.5 in approximately 35 minutes including loading time) - $4.50 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

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$15.17 / hour
00:17:48 / completion time

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Pros:

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INQUISIT software.

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 5 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Naming Qualifier EqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) > 90;

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because most of the regulars here refuse to feed the "woe is us, we only make .97/hr" narrative, or constantly present themselves as victims?

 

Indecent Exposure if one of the few cases where the penalty is specifically laid out. It is punishable only be a $500 fine and no jail time. It is a Class B Misdemeanor and would not affect your diversion if you committed a future offense.

 

I mean, unless his kid's name is Chris Turk Jr, I don't think that will matter.

 

thank you, unrelated but str, give me a qualification please! if we had more requesters like you, this whole platform would be different. a++

 

I'll have you know that I make well over that, at $1.24/hr.


Journalists, feel free to PM me for an interview

 

you sure?

 

I said most of.

 

I got samples of these fancy lady vitamins and I liked them up until they gave me the fish burps all fricken day. Matt told me I was being a baby and so I gave the rest to him.

 

Nvm this dude's spelling makes me think he doesn't actually have a license to practice law.

https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/what-is-the-usual-charge-for-indecent-exposure-wit-1397154.html

 

Editor, I found this great group of people who mostly get along, enjoy their crowdsourcing jobs for the most part, or at least the freedom it gives them, are actually helpful to one another while following some rules and you should see how much fun they are after work hours! I totally want to write an article about this group of people who, mostly, get along and do good work. It will sell, right?

 

We're live crowdsourcing a grown ass many driving across country to poop on some unsuspecting PhD's desk. This is Twitter G O L D

Wait is this serious? $500? NO WAY.

How are there not just dozens of people doing this when they quit jobs / etc / because why not?

 

Biting of tongue intensifies.

 

it would be one to two years in jail in PA, with a max fine of $5000 according to what I see. Be careful.
https://www.philadelphiacriminalatt...sses-gravity-score/second-degree-misdemeanor/

 

Normal people aren't serious enough with the idea to extensively look in to the ramifications.

We're of a more passionate mold.

 

Just don't get caught, ez.

 

Ok that extra zero changes the whole game.

Listen you can only push a man so far before he wants to strip down naked and do the stanky leg on a nice polished piece of oak furniture.