02/24 - Marble Monday

I have so many jokes to make, but none of them are approp for the forum

Something something but he asked me to bend over!

 

No.

This is what would have to happen to any desk pooped on

 

Or do.

We aren't his parents.

 

The moment when Birdee is the one showing restraint in a conversation about pooping on the desk of an esteemed academic.

Still no clue how I got here in life but I'm in too deep now.

 

Holy SHIT! at least 13 states have sex offender registration for pissing in public (current as of 2013).


Arizona, California, Connecticut, Georgia, Idaho, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Utah and Vermont.


BUT NOTICE A LACK OF PENNSYLYVANIA ON THE LIST!!!

 

Does this also apply to pooping in public? Also, is it still public if it's inside his office?

 

Stanford GSB Behavioral Lab [A3OSXTUM1QEXNY] Favorite Product Types(~ 3 minutes) - $0.36 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$13.64 / hour
00:01:35 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 20 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [1246285583-199761] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

To read Stanford GSB Behavioral Lab's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Kalyca Becktel [AUPJAVUXH0T95] Brands in Videos - $0.65 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$8.45 / hour
00:04:37 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Utilizing new survey tactic of asking multiple questions after the demographics page.

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 25 seconds ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) >= 85; Location EqualTo US;

To read Kalyca Becktel's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Only do that once you're ready to walk out to a higher paying job with an already signed employment contract... No take backsies!

 

Also.. what if I get a permit to protest, and just leave out the details?

 

See? . Drunk peeing gets you lifetime registry!!! It's STUPID!

 

CF Lab [A32I0A73A88JCQ] An MTurk Study of Altruistic Behaviors Like Blood Donation 2(~ 5 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$26.47 / hour
00:01:08 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: one minute ago)
Qualifications: 68eb2372 DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 100; 7966732e DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

To read CF Lab's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

edit: in 13 states, one of which is mine.

 

I don't know... but this shit just made me nearly fall out of my chair in laughter.

 

There's obviously no HITs worthy of doing, so I just want to keep low quality content messageing on here

WTF is sh*t posting really banned as a word on here lol
but "fucking" is not? hahaha

 

wait.. @Soldan did you work in a legal office in PA? I don't want to go back pages I was shifting back into doing actual work lol

 

TFW



Everyday... Every single mother fucking day.