02/24 - Marble Monday

No. I worked in a law office in Kentucky. However, I have a basis for how to do things like legal research. HOwever, that said, nothing here should be interpreted as legal advise. K? K.

 

Could public pooping be considered bio-terrorism since it's dangerous waste?

 

I have no choice but to buy 3 at a time, otherwise it's all out war.

 

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He's pooping on a desk, not flinging it like a monkey. Jeez. The man has some class.

 

Public Urination Attorney?

Wait, that's necessary?

I've partied my hiney off in San Francisco. PEE HAPPENS.

IT IS NOT A BIG PROBLEM.

Public pooping? Problem.

Homeless consistently using the train stations as a toilet? Problem.

Drunk people peeing? not a huge problem.

 

So we all have atty/client privelege for this convo and it can't be reproduced in a paper then used to bar me entrance to the conference room where I may, or may not, carry out my protest?

 

Give it 2 more papers and I'll be flying to China to catch the virus before I fling.

 

Make sure to really rub it in there so that he has to either get a new desk or be stuck trying to detox the entire office @ChrisTurk

 

That's what I thought. And if they don't want all three, I'll keep the extras in the freezer to stay fresh.

 

Nope. The attorney I worked for died in November. My ethics in that sense died with him.

RIP dad. :/

 

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This entire site is hilarious...

if you're a legal junky or used to work in that field.

 

Don't doodoo it, you could be charge with something like attempted murder or bio-terrorism. It'll be more than a $500 fine!

 

If CT's food looks worse coming out than it does going in, then no one on this planet deserves what he's proposing

 

Missed an opportunity to use "pooposing" I'm so disappointed right now.