03/12 - Thundering Thursday!

bro I'm one waterloo paper away from committing genocide do not test me in june when there's no nba finals

 

Did you look at that Samantha Bee clip yet?

 

If you're in the mood for a little lighthearted entertainment, grab a bag of these. They're so 'spot on' flavor-wise, it's insane!

 

@THFYM break out the irc logs

 

Yeah, but look on the bright side. None of us have to be subjected to the first two rounds.

 

If I can't get it from the Amazon pantry or from Walmart.com, I'm not going out to get it. Apparently it's a war zone out there, especially if you need toilet paper.

 

Nah you're good. Went and got a haircut today no one down here knows anything us up lmao. Probably one of the only pros of living in a completely bumfuck ass backwards state.

 

Nah, it's a bit different here. People were going around with masks on even before our state had it's first case. If I were a few towns over, it'd probably be the same with people buying the "it's just a minor flu" bs.

 

Someone I know on Facebook just said Amazon informed them they won't be getting their monthly auto-delivery of toilet paper.

 

Oh alright, well I had my haircut lady telling me how this was actually a government conspiracy and they were just holding onto the vaccine to kill off some of the population.

She was not joking. And I'm not exaggerating. Dead ass serious the words that came right out of her mouth.

I tipped that lady 25% because I like my ears right where they are.

 

When I checked, there was still some novelty Obama stuff in stock. Refreshed 5 minutes later, it was gone.

 

I think I might need to drag my clearly overly-emotional, overly-exhausted, and obviously-in-need of a drink self to the kitchen for some cookies and wine. Those go together, right? {Sorry for the emotionally-charged forum vomit over this whole ordeal. I just need to hide under my covers with my puppy and hug my pillow while listening to Taylor Swift sing about how never-ever-ever getting back together with someone is, in fact, a really good idea}

 

Man, I don't why you're so protective of your location. You should just tell us so we know where to never go.

 

The entire state of South Carolina is a place you should never want to go though?

 

Just pick any town not named Greenville or Charleston and it's about on par with that if not worse.

 

Hey, your state resembles this remark

 

You'd think the government would want all those old people alive so that they vote and oh right that rule, yeah.

 

North Carolina is the superior Carolina, sorry.