03/13 - Friday the Thirteenth!

OJ Simpson is the ultimate troll....

 

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I downloaded the Nextdoor app and like 90% of the posts are telling people to pick up their dog poop.

 

dog poo is part of the corona

 

I believe in panda power, life will manifest my vision.

 

One thing this is teaching me is how stupid our population is and if something really bad actually happened our entire country would turn into Mad Maxx in about 2 days.

 

My kid watches Acorn TV with me and I heard him refer to a parking lot as a car park. I didn't correct him but I thought it was an odd thing to pick up. He's only 15 and doesn't drive.

 

lmao I just logged in.

Someone's asking why they hear a train horn, and everyone's just telling him it's because there's a fucking train.

 

I will check out the website. $60 bucks isn't bad at all. Although my if it comes to black market TP or a battery I'll have to stick to faking the CV. And I would TOTALLY be interested in interesting offers on Starbucks gift cards!!!

 

Okay, I just wanted to thank @dan, @morweeg, and @CorvusSapiens for opening my eyes yesterday on this whole thing. I think I was so emotionally upset seeing my friends and family so terrified that my first reaction was to get angry at the virus itself and try to 'mentally' defeat it, if that makes any sense at all. The only downside to having one's eyes opened? Oh, just that my delightful worry monster decided to take over and I didn't sleep. I thought. All night. Deep, uninterrupted thinking. Not the best thing for me. I'm now riding on the edge of panic. The idea of running down the street screaming has crossed my mind as something rational. See? Bad place. Baaaad place.

 

The world ending sounds like a good time to beat some video games......should I start with Spiderman or Days Gone?

 

Why do I keep hearing cow...

Me: Cause it's fucking cow country you dumb shit. Move back to town.

 

You'd find out weird shit....I looked at where I live and apparently there is some old man that likes to go streaking all the time, thankfully I've never seen this.

 

You'll regret that when the ax murder shows up and you had no heads up

 

He shows up friendly, he'll get food and drink following the ancient laws of hospitality of the travelers and my people. He shows up violent... well, law don't come this far out.

 

I have this neighbor He lives right next door. He has a problem with women after his divorce he blew everything on a girl from chicago. ANd now its women in the Phillipines, I don't share him on nextdoor. But hes intense to live next to. I go over make breakfast with him most mornings, to make sure he at least eats food and takes his mends, remembers his appoints. At least I can do that, since I can't seem to convince him to save his money. Poor guy tanked his retirement on shady women.