04/21 - Freaky Friday!

Sophia's gonna see those robotasks in your queue and start packing her things.

 

I finished them all last night

 

It's only cheating if you get caught.

 

Title: Pick the Winners of English Premier League Matches | PANDA Requester: Unanimous A.I. [A1OVB3ATBAQ1KM] (Contact) TO: [Comm: 4.33] [Pay: 3.18] [Fair: 4.57] [Fast: 4.63] [Reviews: 38] [ToS: 0] Description: Pick the Winners of English Premier League Matches using UNU -- 1:00pm EST, ~20 minutes Time: 4 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.25 Qualifications: EPL has been granted; Location is US;

This HIT was posted through TurkerHub xPort Script v2.1 • Learn More • Install Here​

 

Perusing Amazon for ways to control my AM hunger pangs.. The reviews for some of the psyllium husk products on there are hilarious:

Spoiler: Kinda gross, but funny

I'm a big fan of psyllium husk as part of a healthy diet. Our modern diet consists of low-fiber processed foods that our bodies have not evolved to accept. The basic mechanism of action is purely mechanical. Psyllium husk absorbs water and turns into a slippery, jello-like substance that your body cannot digest. As this lubed-up mass slides through your colon, it takes with it all sorts of garbage that would probably prefer to just hang out in your poop tube. The result is a perfect, solid corn loaf and a squeaky clean digestive tract that is ready for another round of grandma's cooking. If you take enough of the stuff, your anus will walk away cleaner than a microchip clean room. You'll be able to close down your soft-serve ice cream stand for the season. No need to wipe here, folks. Leave that toilet paper at the store - where it belongs.

Don't let them fool you with the labeling. There's nothing special about "organic" psyllium husk unless it gives you that warm and fuzzy knowing that you're crapping out nature's finest mucilage. It's all about the same, and it all works. This particular brand does not use any flavoring or colors, leaving just a can of raw husks, which tastes like drinking a cup of something you scraped off of your lawn mower blade. When mixed with a protein shake or anything else with flavor, it blends in just fine. If you find it at a good price, go ahead and buy this stuff. Your body will thank you.

 

Have you tried eating breakfast?

 

for those who did not participate yesterday.

 

I believe there is a news thread on reddit based off of a study I and probably others participated in.

Sometimes I also believe I can fllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy

 

Don't really feel up to it today all of a sudden. I'm just gonna get drunk. Have fun y'all.

 

Also, I'm gonna return this in a minute if anyone wants it.

 

It's got an 8 hour timer,

mod edit-

 

Thank you so very much

 

Have fun. We will send a snap chat of us doing pins or whatever the kids do these days.

 

Hmm, you might be right. I'll sit on it and see if I feel like doing it later.

 

Title: 10-15 minute Psychology Study | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Cooperation Lab [A3T60JPQCQYBAF] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Make decisions about resources and flashing images Time: 25 minutes HITs Available: 21 Reward: $0.85 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95; Location is US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.9​

 

I'll keep PC running for those though. I'm not that far gone lol