03/19 - Throw Down Thursday!

I live life on the edge.

 

I'm trying to stay away from my mom but her birthday is coming up. I want to send her a big gift basket of food but I'm paranoid the delivery person is going to sneeze on it.

 

Cali just went full lockdown

 

looks like someone doesn't have their cootie shot

 

We are Baptists. Southern Baptists.

 

I'm sure the delivery person would. I think it's standard UPS practice to put some sort of body fluid/part on our packages before delivery.

 

I usta be. I guess I'm still technically a member of the church.

 

I must be too old

 

Oh.. uhh.. in that case I got nothing. Go team, go!

 

Damn anti-vaxxer

 

I just sprayed down three packages with lysol.

 

Smart

 

I got mine in 1991. 7 year old me had to square dance with a girl and I had to protect myself.

 

I had mine in... *checks vax records* 1985... when a kindergarden classmate gave me a kotc

 

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I'm only 3 years older than you then. *shrugs*

 

I know your mama tried. Ain't her fault you are the way you are.

 

Exactly. His poor mama. I'm bettin' she gave him plenty of come to Jesus moments.

 

I can't here "Momma Tried" without belting that song out... which is unfortunate cause JH is finally asleep. LOL