03/21 - Stuck Saturday!

$5 / 3min

 

Only 3 though? If I'm buying cookies - I prefer my cookies to be arranged in several rows.

 

i go back and forth, kinda depends on what pb type i have around.

 

Chocolate chip cookies are low tier, tbh. Nothing's more overrated than chocolate chip.

 

I like yellow frosting smiley face cookies

 

all cookies are good cookies

unless you put coconut on it, get that shit outta my face

 

Samoas, though?

 

So animal crossing game out. I played most of the day.

 

Coconut bar cookies are also acceptable, we used to have those all the time when I was a kid.

 

Took me longer than it should have to figure out where the implied commas belong.

(Also, maybe drinking.)

 

those get a pass.

my rule for coconut is the chocoate:coconut ratio has to be so much chocolate that the coconut is only texture, not flavor

 

I finally got my Switch today, but my copy of Animal Crossing hasn't arrived yet. I do have Breath of the Wild, though!

 

When it does we can swap friends codes. Its pretty fun already. Nook is still a jerk.

 

so story time.
one time I was at a friend's house, and I ate a bunch of their oreos, because that's what friends are for.
Turns out these oreos weren't actually oreos, they were dog treats.
but they tasted like oreos, and were basically oreos.
They were really fucking tasty.

I come to find out that these dog treat pseudo-oreos are actually more expensive than regular ass oreos, but I think they taste better. And if I was rich, I'd probably just buy the dog treat ones. But I'm poor - so I buy regular ass oreos.

 

I'd been buying puts in their stock for a while now. Of course, as luck would have it, didn't have any active (at least in them) when the entire market went into the shitter. (But did luckily have some in MO (Alltria) and F (Ford).)

(And yes, I'm working my way through the 8 pages I'm behind and commenting as I go...which is an annoying/endearing character trait I've been known for online for decades.)

 

With no hockey to play, I'm trying to count calories.

You guys are killing me. I'm so hungry right now I'd eat a coconut, shell and all.

 

Were they made with carob? Try replacing chocolate chips with carob chips.