03/26 - Toilet Paper Chase Thursday

CU Learning Lab [A4Q6ZYVYR6YUA] Curiosity about questions(~ 35 minutes) - $2.30 $2.00 bonus | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$10.06 / hour
00:25:39 / completion time

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Pros:
follow up in one week

Cons:

Catchability: Very Low (HIT Last Seen: 78 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [561657875-206213] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

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But who will fall in line once the only one is killed?

 

i was all like, sure, i'll turn on the tv for the first time all day, watching the office will definitely distract me from the anxiety

5 seconds later:

 

Another "legal documents as a service" startup letting me know they could totally sue you guys for me if you dare say anything bad about me.

WATCH YOURSELVES

..the like first 5-6 words of that were the only true part I didn't read the email tbh

 

You heard it directly from the horse's mouth boys and girls

christurk has no legal counsel and there's no risk if we were to slander his name across these forums.

 

Get me the phone number of Waterloo and the Toronto Star right now!

 

Teepy runs weird

like the hind-end of a quadruped

 

I guess it's time to finally dox @ChrisTurk .

Here's his official Wikipedia page - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Turk

 

you're a rookie until you get the federal government to give you money for slandering me.

hey.. the TS just stole stuff uncredited (a huge no-no according to their self-posted "ethics" but luckily that office doesn't pick up a phone so it's cool if no one is there to enforce it)

the other one will rue the day they met christopher turkleton

 

Title: Hookah Product Ad Feedback (Paid screener + possible $3.00 bonus)(~ 2 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: Camilla Sanders [A3C3O3QNIQ7093]
TurkerView: [ $18.41 / hour ]
Description: Give feedback on ads for hookah products
Duration: 49 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $0.05
Qualifications:

• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90,
• Exc: [-1234270173-205787] DoesNotExist
• Location In US,

[3TSPVXK7ZQUV4DQRP8OOGJXL8YZLFU]​

 

paul connor [A3643USXULLFI2] Interactive experiment starting at exactly 10:00 AM PST (bonuses available, earn between $2-$6 total) - $2.00 $2.40 bonus | PANDA

Good

<24 hours

Unrated

$12.66 / hour
00:20:51 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 4 hours ago)
Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

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Title: Answer a survey about your opinions | PANDA
Requester: Potentials Lab [A2DT2E2UZXT4BE]
TurkerView: [ $7.35 / hour ]
Description: Give us your opinion about different people and ways of life
Duration: 60 Min
Available: 0
Reward: $0.45
Qualifications:

• Meaning judgment 2 participants DoesNotExist
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95,
• Location EqualTo US,

[3L4EWVFWC2ID2L0XHIM69ED06VTO9O]​

 

MLDataGatherer [A1VTAWD72YN1KU] the taskTitle - $0.01 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$36.00 / hour
00:00:01 / completion time

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Pros:
only have to submit

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 4 hours ago)
Qualifications: d4a4d1db-ab64-4079-998a-873024a2dfeb DoesNotExist ; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1; 9f9cab21-bb6b-4f3b-8f76-533778e3f752 DoesNotExist ; WorkersBlockedDueToPoorWorkQuality DoesNotExist ;

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christurk molested my ferret

 

David M Condon [A2V2V8NIXJDW2S] Personality across the U.S. - $1.21 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$10.70 / hour
00:06:47 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 16 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Age - 45 - 55 EqualTo 1; SPI respondents DoesNotExist ; Location EqualTo US;

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Look at that! I am helping! I am essential!

 

Berkeley Dietvorst [A3EKLYB6P787W8] Please take this 5 minute survey for $0.60(~ 5 minutes) - $0.60 | PANDA

Generous

<24 hours

Unrated

$16.88 / hour
00:02:08 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 2 hours ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [206779-206190] DoesNotExist ; SurveyGroup [3590] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location In US;

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I heard about that.
I heard that christurk molested squatcobbler's ferret.
everyone's saying that christurk molested squatcobbler's ferret.
I don't know if it's true that christurk molested squatcobbler's ferret.
but everyone keeps bringing up that christurk molested squatcobbler's ferret.

 

*opens not a covid-19 email*

ok its on now

 

I apologise. I got unnecessarily excited there.