04/01 - Taco Tuesday!

If @huga kingz doesn't get an honorable mention in this article I'm out. He carried MTG for years.

 

The bot always brings his chemtrails home from work, so lame!

 

We shouldn't mock others for seeking comfort in their religious beliefs.

 

But it's piss...

 

I 100% don't know if you're being serious

 

It's also an old folk remedy in their part of the world. Get over yourself.

 

Heyyyyyy, bb, I have a nice, soft room I wanna show you!

 

Are there baby wipes in it?

 

Let it slip you work for the CIA? Quickly change the subject and laugh off any further questions. Suddenly drop the laughter and make a quick note on your phone.

 

LOL

I prefer living. Not trying to land in a Netflix documentary where my body was stored in some damp crawlspace for 6mo.

Plus, I really don't care. Yo if you believe X/Y/Z is purposefully doing A/B/C because T/U/V more power to ya. Just don't tell me about it. I don't care. I'll politely listen and try to empathize but I'm mostly nervous standing in an open field w/ 3 bags of bird seed when I hear those little bastards chirping in the woods 50 yds away plotting my death for being a day late feeding them - which is a MUCH more imminent threat.

...holy hell you're the best, ty

I don't have the heart to actually do this, but damn is it good.

 

Henrik Hagtvedt [ASQJK95BAJQR6] Earn US $0.60 in 3-5 minutes. Complete a survey for academic research (respondents in USA only) - $0.60 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$19.82 / hour
00:01:49 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 4 minutes ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Total approved HITs >= 50; Location EqualTo US;

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LBC Mechanical Turk [A1YU4YZP4ASF6M] How similar are these objects? - $1.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$15.25 / hour
00:03:56 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 6 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 100; Participated in Match1 test DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Location EqualTo US;

To read LBC Mechanical Turk's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Catherine Thomas [ALYG4NX5PMW25] How Do You Think?(~ 15 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$27.91 / hour
00:04:18 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Watch that attention check, no way to undo

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 4 minutes ago)
Qualifications: SurveyGroup [3631] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 100; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Exc: [1569295214-207619] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

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People are stupid.