04/01 - Taco Tuesday!

I know there's a pandemic going on but has it really gotten that bad?

 

It was $10! I have a cabinet full of drinking things, this is drunk making things.

 

I can forgive a lot, but not this shit. Get out.

 

Oh I went bottom shelf diving after a few drinks of the good stuff the other night... Yea had to dip into the painkillers the next morning but I considered it to be necessary consumption. My neighbors from down the road considered my actions at that hour of night worthy of hand written letter in my mailbox... Funny how it was very nice and tip toey...

 

Do y'all like sparkling water? That might be a slightly more acceptable mixer.

I tease of course do what you like, but maybe for your husband

 

Is this why you have a toilet paper badge?

 

Hey @Bob W I was looking at some old cartoons of my favorite cartoonist ever and found this one, and thought you'd appreciate it

 

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Oh yeah we use sparking water all the time for mixing. We just found a random can of pepsi in the fridge while cleaning so we used it up.

This is why you need to move further into the country! The only neighbors are cows with some donkeys now.

 

If I wanted to slurp juniper, I'd go chew on a cedar tree. Ya'll gin drinkers are messed up.

Bourbon Whiskey or GTFO.. (also, still in recovery! five years and six months)

 

So I did mess with my kid this morning for April Fools. As I woke him up and before he was fully awake I did mention that, "Dude, you have to get your stuff together today. They just announced they've put in new safety procedures and will be reopening schools." He was shocked and asked me "When, when are they reopening?" I replied, "Dude, TOMORROW! I am so shocked!!!"

He was all stressed then looked at me more awake and said, "Wait, isn't today April first?"

So I admitted it then. But he said yeah, I did get him there for about 30 seconds.

he made me swear I wouldn't do another April Fools prank and do something in the background during his Zoom piano lesson today. I swore to him I would not dress up like a weird human and make faces behind his back.

 

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Damn it I want to wow this for the first part, but you're forcing me to heart it for the parenthetical. Damn you @Soldan!

 

Speaking of alcohol, I recently tried Chartreuse and it's freaking amazing. The green one.

 

fresh beef anytime you want it once the owners have....uh..."vacated"

 

Good on you. Really. That fucked disease took my mom before her time. I am proud of you.

 

My closest neighbor atm is about 600yds away...

 

I knew I was okay when we cleaned out the pantry last week, and there with 2 inches of dust was a bottle of Bulliet. Barely scratched. And I didn't even want to have a drink.

Also, my name is David, so I'm so used to hearing Dammit, David... that I thought for sometime Dammit was my first name.