04/08 - Social Distancing Wednesday!

"Dear Clozy,
As part of GEICO's ongoing efforts to assist customers during this unprecedented time, we are announcing The GEICO Giveback which provides a 15 percent credit to all auto and motorcycle customers as policies come up for renewal, between April 8, 2020 and October 7, 2020. This credit will also apply to any new policies purchased during this period as part of our commitment to protecting the wellbeing of our customers."

15 percent?! Everyone's car is making spiderwebs while parked, and 15 percent is the best they can do?!

 

PU Interdisciplinary Research [AMIXST34ZWMQG] Robot Companion Evaluation - $1.50 | PANDA

Underpaid

1-3 days

Unrated

$3.59 / hour
00:25:06 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 65 hours ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 1000; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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And here we goooooooooooooooooo

 

Questionable Research [A3R0RLNRC6RT95] Answer questions about your daily life in the pandemic - $0.20 | PANDA

Low

1-3 days

Unrated

$5.00 / hour
00:02:24 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 3 days ago)
Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

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harberlab [ABWDDAO26SS6K] Answer survey questions about the Coronavirus 15-25 minutes - $0.75 | PANDA

Underpaid

1-3 days

Unrated

$3.87 / hour
00:11:37 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 58 hours ago)
Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

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I'm also planning to sue the government because my PE has been a lot smaller than usual for the past few weeks. I feel like it must be someone else's fault.

 

LOL 15% in the state of Michigan is A LOT. Our car insurance is stupid high.

 

guys. the moon is big and there's all these dogs howling outside.

 

Car insurance is high even in California, but I feel that 15% is too cheap of a discount/credit, since the use of the cars went down way more than 15%.. :/

 

Okay I'm sorry, I'll stop.

 

Nah, lol.

 

Same.

 

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Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$66.42 / hour
00:09:02 / completion time

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Pros:
Amazing hit right here.

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 2 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Branded_Panel Exists ; MMCSAT 2020-1 Pilot Participants DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) > 97; Total approved HITs > 5000; Location EqualTo US;

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How many times have you been pooped/puked on at this point? The ducks take massive messy smelly shits and seem to love aiming for my hands while I'm cleaning their brooder. I need to know if I will be shit on more or less for having a human child.

 

Less.. that shit stopped (lolol) weeks ago.

 

I'll be posting about this on the turkoptagon forums.

 

I did it in abt 10 minutes. I'm a gear-head and when the new guy at Advance Auto can't find a part I wave at one of the 3 managers who know me, wave at the monitor, they nod back, and I just look my own damn part up myself. I'm looking forward to the future HITs if they pay really good. I'm rebuilding a TH-350 tranny and an NP231 and Turking, while funding it, is keeping the actual work going slow.

 

it's a supermoon

 

My just turned 3 son fell and skinned his knee today and I was like”aww, buddy, are you okay?” He gave me a little voiced, “yea, l’m okay daddy” and ran off to play more. Melted my fucking heart. So damn big so damn fast