05/18 - Mystery Monday

Oh I love that one!

 

Holy cow!
Is it after ten o'clock?
I guess you people are just too entertaining and mean too much to me!
Normally we Boomers would have the 'Early-Bird Special' at 5:00 and be in bed by 8:00!
Ha-Ha! We were (and sometimes still are) way more outrageous than you'll ever be!
But I mean that in a nice educating sort of way. You're all terrific!
Still, gotta go to bed now! See you tomorrow!

 

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$15.76 / hour
00:09:31 / completion time

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Masaki Yuki [A1S7V17TUWYBBU] Social Psychology Survey(~ 15 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

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$18.09 / hour
00:06:38 / completion time

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n/a

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Masaki Yuki [A1S7V17TUWYBBU] Social Psychology Survey(~ 15 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

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Cons:

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gn!

 

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Chicken Bob, you're really far out

 

It's awful. Looks like you got it a bit worse than me, but still pretty darn wet up here up stream from you. My yard's pretty wet. Thankfully I don't think the flooding's going to get me other than my yard a bit. Some other areas are pretty dickered though

 

I'm already busy with my dating website, yankeebitches. com - for men with a particular taste in women, or women with a particular taste in women.

One day, you'll be able to find all yankee Grinches within a 100 mile radius with just one click!

It shall be glorious.

 

Ashley Madison is the only dating website I would admit to be on.

 

North Korea is up 4 - 0 against the United States and the Americans have one man down with a wounded testicle.

 

...I think I need an adult now.

 

And all the Americans have last names named after a food.

 

I was going to make a joke about a cougar dating website, and it reminded me that one of my friends has started watching Cougar Town.

Now, this in of itself wouldn't be that weird, except it's a 41 year old eternal bachelor I know who is...well, not someone who relates to the womenz folk much. As the designated woman friend, I get texts like, "These neurotic women drink a lot of wine. Do women drink this much wine all the time?" and "There's surpisingly little cougar action in this show called Cougar Town, but I do like that Courteney Cox."

He also hates cats, but has recently become a full blown crazy person, obsessed with a cat he believes QUACKS and is suddenly inspired to try and make friends with the quacking cat, because obviously a quacking cat is special and not like the other cats.



Do you ever worry someone is cracking up a wee bit?

 

They do according to popular stereotypes.

 

My mom is a cougar?