05/20 - Webcast Wednesday!

LOL get out of here with that "people making 125k, 150k, 175k, 200k or MORE"....

 

I've only achieved about 90% perfection and it's really bugging me.

Sure, I can't find the flour or yeast I need, but this will NOT STAND. Nobody ever says, "I'm a slightly imperfectionist!"

Must. Make. More. Bagels.

 

Hey @ChrisTurk if you are looking to buy a home there should be a few empty ones in a month or so.

https://www.fox5vegas.com/coronavir...cle_0df5ead2-99ff-11ea-917d-5329be9a03fc.html



I'm going to keep staying inside and using my kn95 mask when I do my monthly costco trips thanks.

 

Title: Social Sciences Research on Perceptions of Income (~15min, earn up to 3$) | PANDA
Requester: Daniel Diez Alonso [A25IS6Z1FBHN6U]
TurkerView: [ $11.11 / hour ]
Description: Solve few simple tasks, then answer questions on how you think other participants performed. Your earnings depend on your performance and other participants' performance.
Duration: 60 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $0.40
Qualifications:

• Exp2wrwck 05.09.18 DoesNotExist
• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 20,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 70,
• Location In US,

[3CYDGW98NM057AUI2UYVICM33WUMOW]​

 

They have me surrounded.

All my text conversations look like this:

 

"The health and well-being of our co-workers, guests and communities is always our top priority," the company said in a release.

Bro what?!?!? You're fucking Golden Corral we've all seen the shit you serve this wasn't true well before a pandemic hit come on now.

I will go eat at the first restaurant that just opens & says "hey, look, you're hungry. we have food. come eat, if you die you die" at least I can trust that place if they say there aren't rats hanging out in the mash potato bin

 

ummm....rats..... nom nom

 

"Lab tests show the preservatives we use to be able to serve you 30 day old ground beef is good enough to prevent bodily decay even in nuclear holocaust, you really think some virus is gonna survive in this stuff?"

I'll take 6 soft shell with hot sauce, thanks. Boom, done, thank god I'm not at the head of marketing for any of these places.

 

FTFY, boo boo.

 

@NBadger

 

mariyani [A3DYJ5MFWZQLI] A survey about films/ TV shows recommendations on streaming services - $1.50 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$5.15 / hour
00:17:29 / completion time

​

Pros:
nothing

Cons:
this is not a survey for streaming services but an attention check survey. The every page and the page after has attention checks with what does the previous page say etc.

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 29 minutes ago)
Qualifications:

To read mariyani's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

New Requester Profile!

Semut hitam [AQ953TE48WWEJ] Opinion on America - $3.50 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$10.13 / hour
00:20:44 / completion time

​

Pros:

Cons:
Long and meh

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 2 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 1000; CommOpt_COVID DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 97; Location EqualTo US;

To read Semut hitam's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

JHU Computational Psycholinguistics Lab [AQWBTW86RU58Q] Experiment about learning a new language - $4.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$15.58 / hour
00:15:24 / completion time

​

Pros:
- decent pay
- accurate progress bar
- easy enough
- $4

Cons:
- repetitive

Catchability: Very Low (HIT Last Seen: 2 hours ago)
Qualifications: Already performed language learning experiment DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Total approved HITs > 5000;

To read JHU Computational Psycholinguistics Lab's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Was thinking of having pizza for breakfast/brunch and this gif sealed the deal. Morning everyone!

 

Minda Huang [A1D0SS0YAUOL20] COVID-19 impact(~ 20 minutes) - $0.75 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$5.63 / hour
00:08:00 / completion time

​

Pros:
n/a

Cons:
too long
fill in the blanks

Catchability: Expiring Soon (HIT Last Seen: 33 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 50; HIT approval rate (%) >= 50; Location In US;

To read Minda Huang's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Cognitive Neuroscience Lab [A1T5J8FCO9GUAH] A survey about childhood anxiety for parents with kids 8-14 years old. You and your child will both be asked to answer questions - $3.00 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$5.03 / hour
00:35:49 / completion time

​

Pros:
you and child has to answer questions

Cons:
took my child longer to answer...

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 16 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Completed my study already DoesNotExist ; Parenthood Status EqualTo 1; Location In CA, US;

To read Cognitive Neuroscience Lab's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Morning!