07/13 - Maybe They Won't Notice The Lack of Theme Monday

First of all, you look great! I would also suggest you crop out a lot of the space on the bottom and right so your face is more the focus, but overall I think this is a person I would buy all the etsy stuff from

 

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You have no idea.

 

Like others are saying, crop it.
At least get rid of the table corner in the right.
Center your head.

 

Fuck. I'm gonna have to sober up a bit. @Tracy Wethington What are you selling? I have marketing experience. The picture in general needs cropped and the lighting is atrocious.

 

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@NBadger will come along to tell me why I'm wrong, but IMO for Etsy just go here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=wasp mom headshot&tbm=isch

Scroll like 20 pages so you're in the clear and just rip an image into photoshop, flip it horizontally so it doesn't reverse image search, toss on a sepia filter and be done with it.

This is "unethical" but absolutely no one on Etsy cares who YOU are, they want to pay way too much money for something an IG blogger living their best live-laugh-love life whipped up out of that big fancy city craft store.

 

What in the fuck is a new zealand?

 

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That's cropped. I really think you need a good idea of what you're trying to sell and a photographer willing to shoot what you're trying to sell.

 

It was gonna happen sooner or later.

Behold, ladies and gentlemen:

 

I've actually heard of a lot of people taking fish antibiotics. I read through a bunch of reviews on Amazon one day after someone mentioned it. I was pretty surprised to discover that so many fish get toothaches, strep throat, etc.

 

Dude, she is trying to sell stuff on Etsy not the Kardashians.

 

I would still rather give my money to the Etsy moms that mostly don’t need my money than a corporate place. Buy your pikler yet?

sorry man, looks good on him, somehow...right

 

Aight, hold up.

As an aquarium keeper, hold up.

Yeah, you can buy antibiotics from PetSmart and PetCo, but you have to know what the flying hell you're doing. You can't just drop tabs in randomly. You have to calculate water and biomass and your filter's effective rate.

 

I'll have you know...not one thing in my shop says live laugh love

 

I sell original designs sublimated on mugs, t- shirts, fabric, ribbon and sewn items.

 

And I mean it. You can kill your whole tank by not knowing what the fuck you're doing. You can kill everything in your substrate and poison your tank if you screw up by dropping an antibiotic tab into your tank.

 

Just going to leave all that there...

 

It's the exact same stuff as you'd get prescribed. Comes from same factory. Except the directions say to break the capsules open and dump in the fish tank, rather than take 1 500mg pill 3 times a day for a week or whatever your doctor advises you.

Disclaimer: i am not a doctor and this is not medical advice. As a matter of fact,: you'd have to be pretty dumb to get medical advice from turkerhub.