07/13 - Maybe They Won't Notice The Lack of Theme Monday

But only if said person is 5'10" and a Nordic Blonde wearing Skyrim Daedric armor selling Viagra.

Love ya @Tracy Wethington but in my experience as a marketing manager, 98% of sales is presentation.

 

You should get the best image you can to represent you and what you do whatever you feel that is. I will say that I have bought as much off Etsy as @ChrisTurk wants to and if something other than price or product has steered me in a direction it was the personal description of the seller and what they do. It’s certainly not everything and you should do all to attract business that you can, just giving me personal experience of which @ChrisTurk is jealous

 

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I just reopened after my surgery. I quit a couple years ago when the pain got too bad. I opened the first time in 2017. I made $317 the first month, $3043.76 the second month. I didn't have any photos AT ALL of the behind the scenes in my shop. So...I'm not sure how much comes into play the way Etsy is set up to shop. I'll get better photos taken by this guy at church probably. He does that kind of stuff. But for now, I'll crop it and work on making my products visible in search. I had to start all over like a new shop since I've been closed so long.

 

Will you be selling crushed bones? It can be used as a source of nutrients for plants. Although plants don't use etsy or even have thumbs anymore

 

Technically, I don't think we're allowed to sell human remains...but I could possibly market it as crushed antler...

 

3 lbs of human antlers - $19.95 with free shipping

 

What a profit! I have very little cost and almost no overhead...

 

I only browse Etsy to be jealous of the lives of the people selling junk on Etsy. I stand by my advice

 

What ez

I'm as drunk as he is, and I get his message.

I wanna send him some Pedialyte via UberEats.

But yeah. I've taken pictures with my Galaxy S8 that's absolutely stunning. And I've done photography with old-ass cameras in 2001 during a "Lets let the poor kids thing they have a shot at actually going to college"

 

JUNK?????

 

Antlers

 

The words I use to hide the pain of not having all the things!

Really wanting to watch this

 

Also I've sent @NBadger about 5 DMs in a row since she tagged me in the thread 2 hours ago.. is this how everyone else feels when they send me a message?

 

I don't allow myself to search Etsy. My payment account would be empty and I'd have nothing to deposit in the bank.

 

On etsy people sell pinecones. And here I am not selling pinecones like a sucker

 

My biggest seller when I was open before...the one that brought in over 2000 bucks in one month...was a poop mug that I designed and sublimated. Seriously. People can sell anything.

 

Did it come with your world famous shit spoon?

 

Added to your to do list:

1) create turkerview official logo
2) have @Tracy Wethington put it onto everything for you for conferences and zoom calls and what not