08/27 - Thrice on Thursday

That is not something you just stop being, ok!

And I used a leveler on the wall. It is straight! Optical illusion!

 

Okay, but did you fix the pictures?

 

What if the leveler is also crooked?

 

I didn't 100% follow what you had. Benign tumor in one eye and they're making sure it didn't spread to the other one? Feel free to not answer and I'll stop being lazy and will go through previous posts

 

Hell no. Not my circus not my monkey!

 

Benign fibrous tumor in left eye socket, which they scraped completely clean and stuffed with muscle from my thigh to protect the bone and brain from infection and to serve as a base in case I want a prosthetic eventually.

 

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Why would you get a prosthetic when you can have a cool pirate eyepatch instead?

 

Put one of those eyes in the empty socket under the eye patch.

 

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Hell if I know.

 

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You can pop out your glass eye to fuck with kids though...

 

Yeah, because there's nothing quite like mentally scarring young children for shits n giggles.

 

It is one of the main pleasures in life.

 

I think so.

 

I'd use it for dad jokes. Tell some punk ass kids that "I'll be keeping my eye on you" - then take it out and put it on their shoulder or something.