09/02 - Well well well it's Wednesday

My kids started in person learning today. If I disappear for a few weeks I'm probably dead from covid. <3 you guys.

 

Center for Media Engagement [A1GFR8HDSRKCK1] U.S. residents 18+, take a survey about politics and social media(~ 5 minutes) - $0.60 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$19.46 / hour
00:01:51 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 19 minutes ago)
Qualifications: TP Panel: -290823352 N >= 100; CR Research Group #2 DoesNotExist ; Exc: [7782072-243089] DoesNotExist ; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

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Yale Cognition & Development Lab [A1B2ILT2409W4R] Play a quick memory game (~10-15 minutes) - $1.60 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$12.08 / hour
00:07:57 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 26 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 500; HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Location EqualTo US;

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Also completely unrelated, but we'll soon be opening each daily thread with the Pledge of Prestlegiance, and the site's favicon will soon be redesigned to better reflect our unwavering support for the country of Amazonistan. Please raise your fist in the air as a token of gratitude for the $0.97/hr wage that allows us all to hit our daily goals every day.

 

yo wtf my pic didn't attach:

 

....alright fuck it amazon already took over

 

Time to update the list of people who have the wrong number of pages on the forum.

 

last try:

 

Wait what that one actually seems fairly accurate lmao

 

kidney sale operation

You know I need a good kidney, dude! Is it a good quality kidney? Can I drink an entire glass of wine without passing out?

 

Check his profile on the site. 100% of his headlines are big bad scary security firms stealing your data.

 

I never thought I'd see the day Ben Peterson went purple on my catcher.

 

They figure by now you found a date.

 

Wait.. has anyone ever seen @SunlitSunflower and @josephcox on the site at the same time? No?

SunflowerCox name change it is.

 

After 3 years? Please, I need at least twice that.

 

Alex Lin [A34Y73PBFY0TIX] Answer a survey about foreign affairs - $0.90 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$10.42 / hour
00:05:11 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
two writing sections of 200 characters per

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 90; Location EqualTo US;

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wtf is a favicon

 

Are you also going to learn how to make octopus weiners, or is that purely an anime thing?