09/21 - Members Only Monday

Elise Chandon [ANRAX6GZBNWLG] Consumer Judgment Study 071 - $0.50 | PANDA

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<24 hours

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$10.98 / hour
00:02:44 / completion time

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ProfModrek [A1ISP9AI1XSZVB] Open questionnaire on immigration and child immigrants - $4.50 | PANDA

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<24 hours

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$28.83 / hour
00:09:22 / completion time

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What's bizarre about that? If we're not all here to provide therapy for Globemaster Washing Machines what are we here for?

 

I was horrified when I found out some people kept their teeth after having them removed. I thought the doctors just handed them to you when they were done. I remember specifically asking my dad to make sure they didn't give them back, just in case I forgot. I was pretty relieved when he told me that they don't just give out teeth, you have to ask for them.

Well, drugged up me must of thought it would be funny to play a joke on her future self, because when I came too, I reached into my bag to get my meds and pulled out a bag of long ass teeth instead

Aaand that's my long unnecessary story of the day! Happy Turking everyone

 

"Alexa, can you put a beatdown on the saints?"

 

Meanwhile, I did a science fair project with my own teeth.

@purplepotato now knows this toothy tale.

 

I kinda want to hear this tale... but I kinda don't lol

 

Spoiler: gimme that phone

https://photos.app.goo.gl/5jP6q6Jtqifqqzjh7

Disclaimer: I feel bad that this bird will probably never have a normal bird-life. It fell into our yard near nighttime, and just laid on it's back all helpless. There's no doubt some roving cat or coyote would've had an easy meal, but there's guilt just the same...

 

Your enemies can use your teeth, nail clippings, hair, etc. to put a curse on you. So better safe than sorry.

True story.

 

LIke this guy?


No joke, I finished this series just before I got my teeth pulled. Right after they started the medicine drip, I had an auditory hallucination of that creepy music from the show. I think the last thing I said before falling asleep was, 'oh no!'.

 

Andrew Perkins [A159IVU78PMN6Y] A short academic survey with a categorization task - $0.50 | PANDA

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$8.96 / hour
00:03:21 / completion time

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IAT 7 rounds

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I had to get braces in the 4th grade, because I have big ol' buck teeth and a teeny, tiny mouth. First, they had to yoink a bunch of teeth, including 6 permanent teeth, because I legit do not have the room to fit them lol. My mother, who I don't live with (but see her dentist) apparently was collecting my teeth after my appointments...weirdddd!

Being the small, passive aggressive creeper I am, I find the missing molars on a visit and theft them back- they were my teeth first, dammit! I decide that instead of doing that dumb science experiment where you show the damage different beverages do to your teeth by using egg shells in place of teeth, I will instead do a lineup with both eggshells & my actual teeth- comparison is important, you guys! I put a lot of effort into this! Also, the egg shells are a garbage substitute compared to actual teeth and I stand by that. Frankly, those who are unwilling to sacrifice their teeth in the name of science are wussies and I don't care to know them.

So, anywho, me and my tri-fold & teeth/assorted eggshells in tiny jars head to the science fair...they call my dad about how weird I am. He already knew that, mind you. We go to the county science fair with my creepy, but excellent jars of teeth, and they again look at my dad like I may be a little deranged, but damn if it wasn't a really good display. And I ask everyone here: What else was I supposed to do with my teeth, if not use them for a science fair project?!

 

When your ears are ringing at around 3am, just know that it's me cursing at you when I can't fall asleep after seeing this.

 

Well, I applaud your dedication. The one's that called your dad were just jealous their kids didn't have the same passion for science lol.

 

I don’t think my tooth story was as weird as yours

 

ARMAC_ANU [A2LR030OFJ9GTQ] Short Psychology Survey(~ 12 minutes) - $1.50 | PANDA

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$11.82 / hour
00:07:37 / completion time

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Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 7 minutes ago)
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I think your story was pretty solid. You simply failed to use the gif that would have the greatest impact on your audience.

 

Lol! It was such a strange day. I left the office and asked for soup from chick-fil-a. I didn't even know cfa sold soup. I apparently don't handle that type of medicine well.

 

Handled it better than this kid, though: