10/31 - Have a Safe and Scary Halloween Saturday!!!

I didn't try any of the others after that.

 

More evidence that I am not a smart man

 

Dirty sock would've been ambrosia compared to vomit.

 

I bet this sentence has never been said before.

 

If vomit was a 10, dirty sock was probably a 7. It was no picnic either.

 

i guessed licorice

 

As a family when I was a kid we tried those. Mom was the one handing them out and reading what's on the back. Dad came down stairs and just reached in to grab one. Mom's searching on the back and can't find the one he grabbed. He pops it in his mouth and on a dime full PUKEs it back up. He's over the trash can 100% puking. And here I thought earwax was bad. I haven't touched a bag of those hellish mistakes since.

 

Spoiler: Tarantino movie

You've never watched many Tarantino movies, I take it. I'm pretty sure every 3rd one has someone getting gagged with a sock or undies or somesuch. I believe one of his movies someone started gagging and the threat was that if they threw up, the baddies wouldn't remove the gag. I almost wanna say Dusk til Dawn, or maybe Pulp Fiction, but can't be sure.

 

I feel bad for their taste testers. Can you imagine adding too much

Spoiler: grossness

acidic taste so it ends up being like throwing up hot sauce and battery acid, and in between tears telling the R&D department to scale it back a notch?

I've worked for Mars, Inc., and had to do an 8 hour taste test course during my onboarding. Every ingredient that was safe to eat, we had to start with ideal, and go down to bad but still safe because everyone's job up until they load boxes onto pallets and start shrinkwrapping was to taste test every 30 minutes.

 

Mars, Inc. provides full dental, btw.

 

Sign me the fuck up

 

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Halloween movies.
Devilman Crybaby next in english. It's a fucking TERRIBLE dub but it's amazing because of that. Y'all should watch.

 

Find a plant near you and apply. TBH it was really damn good money, and easy work. Machines did 97% of the work. I was 1/2 on my shift in the print room, where the M&Ms blend coming out of the hoppers (each color is manufactured separated from start to finish), then went to the printer hopper, then to the packaging hopper. Easy work once you get the hang of constantly walking and get a general feel for how fast packaging goes so you don't end up with broken M&Ms dropping into an empty hopper.

 

Anyone else getting anxious/depressed from all these political surveys? Like I'ma make my money but I'ma be worried.

 

it's kinda not safe for work because it does have full boobies nipples and all but it's like 2 seconds while a girl changes. just incase y'all thought to show your kids lol

 

I tune out my emotions while working. I do my best to just kinda bottle that shit up and ignore it while on the clock. Though afterwards I also bottle it up and ignore it while off the clock! Super healthy way of dealing with it honestly.

 

that handle of old crow is almost empty already....I think I should make another drink while there is still some to drink!