04/08 - Theatrics Thursday

As imaginary as gonorrhea

OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MARRIED WITH KID/S!

 

I'm married?!

 

WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE!

 

Ok, fine. I am married.....

 

I was over here losing my fucking mind and questioning everything I knew!

 

Mengyan [A2P27312M3AWZW] Evaluating Eating Behavior Messages - $4.50 | PANDA

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$26.13 / hour
00:10:20 / completion time

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Pros:
No writing

Cons:
3 videos ~1.5 min each
Timed pages
Requester has 92% approval rate

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 11 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) > 85;

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Since when did you have to be married to have kids?

 

Since 2014 when they passed that law. Here's an article about it - https://www.wsj.com/articles/new-law-requires-marriage-to-give-birth-to-kids-243252132112459

 

What if you're married to your job?

 

Steve Rouse [A18PSI2N57D6VB] Collecting data for a statistics class project; 5 minute estimate - $1.20 | PANDA

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$57.60 / hour
00:01:15 / completion time

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Pros:
1 page

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Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

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Then you are only legally allowed to give birth to children in your office. Gosh, read the article I linked, it's all there.

 

Okay okay, I got it the first time, I'm sorry.

 

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Thoughts?

 

Steve Rouse [A18PSI2N57D6VB] Collecting data for a statistics class project; 5 minute estimate - $1.20 | PANDA

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$32.73 / hour
00:02:12 / completion time

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Pros:
Very easy multiple choice, no writing.

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 2 minutes ago)
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Javan Martin [A13RN3XLOTM8EM] Enter an email address from an image - $0.05 | PANDA

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$9.47 / hour
00:00:19 / completion time

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Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
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MLDataLabeler [A1LWCCSJWAGBW] Classify the following image - $0.01 | PANDA

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$9.00 / hour
00:00:04 / completion time

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Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 51 years ago)
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