07/22 - Three Times the Money Thursday

Okay, who broke the internet?

 

my turtles literally swallow shrimp

 

I guess I'll get out my sledgehammer and see if I can fix that old laptop. Slow week for me anyhow.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mturk/comments/opgt2j/anyone_else_having_technical_issues_today/

 

ive been wanting to try a ps emulator for pc to play ncaa 14

 

Who broke the internet? I need to invoice them for this $30 HIT I'm gonna lose.

 

yup, few years back (some of us remember the 8.8.8.8 Google DNS re-route). This seems like a massive AWS fail so far but its kinda branching to a backbone failure it seems. Too many off AWS things look like they are domino'ing

 

Contact the requester and explain the issue.

 

Surely AWS sits on multiple backbones

 

@AlexZ went missing 3 minutes before the outage

I still can't get over the fact society doesn't label him as a thief
Even more disgusting watching him troll the floor of the US with suit and ties playing stupid

 

A Eggar suit

 

We're investigating an issue with Oracle Cloud Infrastructure Console in multiple regions.

https://ocistatus.oraclecloud.com/

 

You ever participate in those studies that ask if you could time travel would you kill baby hitler?

Fast forward 50 years, if you could time travel, would you kill baby Lizardberg?

 

Do they pay well?

 

420 Μπλεζ ιτ.

EDIT - PLZ I JUST WANT TO USE THE LETTER PI

 

Akamai’s DNS service reports issues
Akamai, which provides domain name system services, says that it is experiencing problems. There’s no guarantee this is the whole of the cause of the problem, but it does appear to be part of it, not least because many of the affected websites are featured on its customers page.

(Domain name system, or DNS, is something like the phone book or map of the internet – it matches up your computer with the websites it is looking for.)

“We are aware of an emerging issue with the Edge DNS service,” a message on its status page reads. “We are actively investigating the issue.”