02/12 - Sunny Saturday

his haircut is actually what gives him his power

 

I'm just saying.

 

<--?

 

..nope we got snow but not fire

 

❄️

 

The last pic looks like Putin lol.

No amount of new siding changes a rotten frame.

 

oops.

 

Lately, when requesters post a writing HIT for under 50 cents, I've been using their text field to write about what a rude thing that is to do. Then I complete the survey to make sure that the requester reads it. Then I fail to copy the completion code, and instead "Return & Review" the HIT using MTS, so I can talk some more shit about this shit HIT, for my fellow Turkers benefit.

You guys... this behavior has been so incredibly satisfying. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

 

ok what i've learned is that what I think of as hot old dudes is not reality.. because your comparison is proving my point in my head

 

New Requester Profile!

capstone-ba-579 [AIVULOR8VQ6VS] Survey about an idea for a Real Estate App - $1.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$120.00 / hour
00:00:30 / completion time

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Pros:
well paid

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications:

To read capstone-ba-579's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

capstone-ba-579 [AIVULOR8VQ6VS] Survey about an idea for a Real Estate App - $1.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$105.88 / hour
00:00:34 / completion time

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Pros:
Less than 10 quick questions. Sawtooth with no comparisons.

Cons:
New requester.
Very short timer.

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications:

To read capstone-ba-579's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

I've been writing slightly absurd things in the boxes, like just enough to make the req be like "wtf..." but not so much that they give me a rejection

 

Check your inbox-hope it helps!

 

yo I scrolled way too far on shirtless putin pics on google images

 

Haha I started softer, but i'm going full grumpy on these slave wagers now. I avoid the rejection by returning the HIT, not submitting it... which gives me the extra bonus of getting to write a MTS review for you guys to read too

 

Aaron Bosse [APRROABPLVXZ2] Short Survey - Classifying pictures - $1.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$21.43 / hour
00:02:48 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 10 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Repeat Worker DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99; Location EqualTo US;

To read Aaron Bosse's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from William for work related to 3VDVA3ILJH507BG8MDGJPJ3OUEGG17.
The value of your bonus is: $0.44 USD

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Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

 

I'll take "Things I Can't Unsee" for $100.

 

Please join me. I can't post it to the daily so someone needs to suffer with me, honestly I'll take lying even.