10/19 - Snuffy Saturday

Oh hi guys. What a beautiful day we're having today, huh? Can I have a minute of your time to talk about our lord and savior @ChrisTurk ? People ask me all the time "well gee Alex, if he's real, how come he's never around and no one has seen him? how do we even know he actually exists?" and the answer is very simple - you have to believe, you have to put your faith in ChrisTurk and trust that he's always watching over us and is rewarding those who do good deeds on the forum and is punishing those who do bad deeds.
Once you let @CT into your heart, life becomes so much more meaningful and enjoyable. I remember before I believed in ChrisTurk, I didn't know what the purpose of all this shіtpоsting was, I was depressed and unfulfilled, but now I wake up with a smile on my face every day. Because I know that one day he will come back and he will strike down the non-believers and he will reward those who believed in him with a badge.

 

has anyone done the paranormal survey and was it worth it?

 

no wait nobody do that hit. the requester has an approval rating of 75%. I just checked.

 

I made $10 really fast, but I feel like the whole rest of the weekend is going to be really slow on mturk. I hope I'm wrong.

 

Title: Maze runner! $2 base pay + $0-3 bonus (20-30 minutes)(~ 25 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: Samuel Gershman [A1NLXULMPXG1OY]
TurkerView: [ $20.83 / hour ]
Description: This game involves going around virtual mazes to collect different objects. If you experience any technical difficulties, please email [email protected] or [email protected]. The game may take a few moments to load when launched. Please ensure you have a good internet connection. Thanks!
Duration: 70 Min
Available: 2
Reward: $3.00
Qualifications:

• islfvr8491 GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100,
• Exc: [-1391913912-453020] DoesNotExist
• Location In US,

[3L2A3M5C18PVW4YDLIT8BPT0SJYQGK]​

 

@stargazer66

 

is this broken for anyone else? it won't move past a starting page in the survey.

edit: I restarted it about four times. then it restarted from scratch and it worked the whole way through. that was the most confusing hit from that requester I have ever done. no idea if I got a bonus or not or how much it would be if I did. but it was a game, it was fun to do. just made no sense whatsoever to me.

 

Well, the greek yogurt is plain, yes, but then I add a scoop of this protein powder and mix it in, not because it makes sense or makes it taste good, but because I'm a psychopath. That + a candy bar or a chocolate bar makes for a pretty decent snack. In fact, having it right now as I type this.

 

Can't tell if you're confused by my food choices or by the fact that I was responding to a question from 2 months ago.

 

Just snagged the maze runner and it still won't let you move forward.

 

I did this about an hour ago, was able to finish it this time.... Third time I tried.

 

Thanks... But it didn't work for me also. Looks like others had that issue too

 

Lucky!