06/29 - Thirsty Thursday!

So sad I was gone for this. Part of me believes it can't be weirder than mine.

 

Dude! Seriously, if you make that joke there is someone on the forum who will take you seriously!

 

I heard you're not real. Reliable Internet source told me so.

 

@ChrisTurk Please share your dog food recipe/picture again. PLEASE.

 

Am I a ghost? Am I super convincing AI?

WHAT AM I?

 

Its in my post history.. just search 'salmon' and it'll probably come up.

 

Hmm... I dunno.. that looks shopped...

 

Why is Matt's cigar so much bigger than the woman's?
Obvs I know Matt is real, I've seen pics

 

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He's on his second, she's on her first. Duh

 

Fixed it for you buddy

 

It's as good a time as ever to pull this classic out I guess:

Spoiler: Surprise!

 

Aside from the crushed tomatoes (not a big fan of any non-fresh tomato product really), I would 100% be down for this. Hell, my mouth watered a little.

Am I weird? I think I'm weird.

 

https://gyazo.com/88279e7fea0a29993f2d9c8375fb9d82

Zoom zoom beep beep Thanks for posting that @Alina

 

As per @Hazmat 's suggestion I actually use salsa now. Its delicious & nutritious.

30 minutes of meal prep for an entire week.

I'm glad you're back. About damn time we had some sensible folk around here.

 

If that was to me, you do know I'm kidding about the photo being shopped, right?