07/03 - Markout monday!

Title: Evaluation of 12 product images -- url] | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Erik Maier [AZ5II2IGFSAEH] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.20] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 13] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Evaluate 12 images of suits for men Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 1000; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 98; Location EqualTo US;

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A reader asked this question on an article about How to Remove a Condom Stuck Inside:

What should I drink after realising that a comdon was left in my Virginia?

 

I have so many things to say about that.

 

Is there really much else to do in Alaska at that time except talk about things like passion parties? Maybe these are things guys wonder about?

 

Title: chat with a Sci-Fi Agent | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Seth [AVS5XNNUL0RZQ] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.69] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 3.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 36] [ToS: 1] TO 2: [Rate: $3.93/hr] [Pen: 0.13 days] [Res: 0% of 1] [Rec: 67% of 3] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 1] Description: have a meaningful chat (approximately 10 turns; turn=back and forth) with my bot that simulates Valerian and Laureline from the upcoming movie "Valerian and The City of A Thousand Planets" Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: NonDisclosure is greater than 0; Location is US;

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Title: Answer a 5 minute psychology survey for $0.50 | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Lenny Vartanian [AT3WWH9DBCFPW] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.31] [Fast: 4.88] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 4.58] [Reviews: 40] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: You will be shown a scenario and asked to answer a few questions. The survey should take approximately 5 minutes. Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 24 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US;

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I told him it was like a tupperware party, but for sex toys! I actually have to wonder if he even googled it for himself or just waited for me to respond. Because, knowing Matt, he quite possibly just waited for me to tell him.

 

Title: Answer a short survey (~2 minutes), microphone capability required | PANDA Requester: Chris Janiszewski [AJIQY7WWJY7NB] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 5.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 0.00] Description: Answer a short question survey and get paid $0.21, microphone required Time: 10 minutes(s) HITs Available: 40 Reward: $0.21 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

 

Title: Answer a survey (~15-20min) about organizational effectiveness | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Burak Koyuncu [A3MEJ50DVUQ96H] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Help us improve our "company perception survey" by answering questions about your perception of your employer's effectiveness Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.25 Qualifications: Employment Status: Employed full time (35+ hours per week) EqualTo 1;

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Yes. I guess we just categorize the livestream?

 

One JLO and a easy $1 survey waiting for me once I get to my cubicle. Aww yissss.



edit: and now I know what a passion party is lol

 

Title: Psychology of Secrets | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Chris Davis [A3HP0CORORK2M1] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 1] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: For this study, you'll be asked a series of questions about a secret that you are keeping from your romantic partner, as well as questions about your relationship, coping and relationship styles, and personality. We will not ask you to reveal your secrets Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

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That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works.

 

my virginia

oh god I can't breathe

 

I hate when my condom gets stuck inside a virginia

 

You're gonna feel real embarassed when he comes home at the end of the week! Sure, you'll never know if it's really him or just a replacement I found as a cover up.

But seriously guys, I would never kill Matt- he makes too much money!

 

My favorite kind of virginia's are slim ones.