08/10 - Theoretically Thursday feat. Tremendous Bear Thursday!

yep just noticed that as soon as I posted

 

I share my amazon prime account with my parents and my brother the yearly fee for free 1, 2, or even sometimes same day shipping is totally worth it.

 

The truth is I don't really have any strong feelings one way or the other on Canada. It never actually enters my mind. In fact I would barely know Canada existed at all if not for it being brought up on this forum.

Spoiler

Sorry about that

 

"Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party." - Robin Williams

 

Canada is a hoax that them governments want us to believe is real.

 

-Michael Scott

 

What the eff did you just effing reject my HIT, you shady requester? I'll have you know I have a 99.9998% approval rating, and I've completed numerous closed qualification HITs, and I have over 3000 approved HITs. I am trained in attention check spotting and I'm the top scripter in my forum. You are nothing to me and just another IRB complaint to file. You think you can get away with rejecting my HIT over Amazon Mechanical Turk? Think again, scumbag. As we speak I am contacting your IRB and your reputation is being tarnished right now so you better unreject that HIT, scam artist. The IRB complaint that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your academic reputation. You're effing ruined, professor. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your career in less than seven hundred words, and that's just with my mechanical keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in angry e-mail templates, but I have access to the entire arsenal of TurkOpticon's review platform and I will use its 1 bombs to its full extent to wipe your miserable green ratings off the face of Amazon Mechanical Turk. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" scheme to steal MY DATA was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cursor over the approve button. But you couldn't, and you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gosh darn fool. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're effing dead, you poor underpaid grad-assistant.

..that's 5 minutes well spent.

 

How is canada above us when the earth is flat

 

So basically I need to adjust my speed for the number of hits I'm trying to catch, Is there a point where its too slow to be worth it. I usually only have 4 or 5 going at once.

 

http://nicememewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsite.website/

 

-Wayne Gretzky

 

It doesn't say "maymay" .. honestly this is shit.

 

Please stop hacking into my sent emails, thanks.

 

Doesn't like doing surveys, but spends 5 minutes writing a fake wall of text about a survey.

It was very funny, though

 

The irony.. I hate grammar/spelling jokes, but this one is actually good 'cause of the word choice and simplicity lol.

I used to spell it "Genious" all the time.. so.. I'm gonna say I'm laughing with you, but I'm not.